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domiguy -> RE: Worker dead at desk for five days (2/2/2010 2:55:43 PM)

But...But...But...Whatever happened to Pookie Johnson?

Concerned friend of Shaleena Johnson.




heartcream -> RE: Worker dead at desk for five days (2/2/2010 3:26:59 PM)

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

I am not sure what happened to him. Is this one real?

Sue Johanson is cool: http://www.talksexwithsue.com/news/news.html




domiguy -> RE: Worker dead at desk for five days (2/2/2010 3:38:00 PM)

What have you done to pookie?




BCarlo -> RE: Worker dead at desk for five days (2/8/2010 10:59:11 PM)

i think the life support story is a joke, but ONE seal was eaten by a killer right after it was released in full view of all the people watching and cheering, off the coast of BC




Aanakaris -> RE: Worker dead at desk for five days (2/10/2010 8:30:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BCarlo

i think the life support story is a joke, but ONE seal was eaten by a killer right after it was released in full view of all the people watching and cheering, off the coast of BC


Killer Whale? Or just some random seal eating killer.

That's like the endangered shark that some diver set up a camera to watch the only egg sack ever to be caught unhatched. The camera filmed for 9 days before the pup hatched and was immediately eaten by another fish. Total life span, less than 1 second.




BCarlo -> RE: Worker dead at desk for five days (2/10/2010 7:51:02 PM)

hehe, oops, yes thats a killer whale




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