Emperor1956
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Oh people, people....you haven't invented anything. The joy of misheard lyrics is well documented. Its called a "Mondegreen". For history, etc. see this: http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~wilkins/writing/Resources/essays/mondegreens.html The beauty of a real mondegreen is it has to be actually something someone thought a song says. And they usually are humiliated beyond belief when they tell you what they thought they heard. My favorites? From Creedence: Bad Moon 'Rising. "There's a bathroom on the right" (There's a bad moon on the rise) Two great Mick Jagger mondegreens (you KNOW the right lyrics, right?): "I'll never leave your pizza burning..." "I see a Renoir and I want to paint its back" Lennon and McCartney aren't immune: "The girl with colitis goes by..." (the poor dear!) (Its "The girl with kalideoscope eyes") if you've been on Mars for the past 30 some years. AND probably my favorite, from Jimi -- puts his style in a whole new light: "EXCUSE ME, while I kiss this guy..." (Should be "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky") (heavy guitar riff). Have fun, y'all E
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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