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Jeffff -> New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 5:20:59 PM)

Hello to all the lowly ones. I am rather new here, none the less I expect all the dumbasses..... oops.. submissive to send me $300.00....EACH.

I shall make your dreams come true!

Send ME a c-mail for my pay-pal info.

Master/MistressJeff


No fatties.



DarkSteven -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 5:23:16 PM)

I'm a Dom, not a sub.  So the way it should work is that you pay $300 to me.

I'm not terribly slim, but I guarantee that I have no trans fats. 



sappatoti -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 5:24:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff
No fatties.

You are one cruel master/missy.

To those who have just been excluded, please feel free to send me your $300. Actually, in this regard I'm truly open to everyone, and I do mean everyone. All is welcome to send me their money. Thank you.



sirsholly -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 5:25:24 PM)

i don't have a spare 300.00 lying around, but i can send you this fucking dry cleaning business i won in a poker game



LadyPact -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 5:25:33 PM)

Bring it!

You might meet the business end of a whip for your three hundred, but I'm generous like that.



Jeffff -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 5:27:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I'm a Dom, not a sub.  So the way it should work is that you pay $300 to me.

I'm not terribly slim, but I guarantee that I have no trans fats. 



How about your Trans Am.... I'll take your Trans Am.... if it is cherry!





ramalamaDingDong -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 6:25:13 PM)

I’m not a fatty and I can appear as dumb as a box of rocks when I need to. I love anteaters. Oh my, is it against the TOS to say that about an anteater?



heartcream -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 6:44:08 PM)

Turns out if you come here and greet people it is an indication of trying to fit in. Is there room? DarkSteven mooove over please.

Here Mater Jweff SIR! Here is 300 buckaroos.

You dont look new to me though. Are you sure about that?

Are you transgendered? Pre/post op?



UniqueRaven -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/4/2010 7:13:47 PM)

Oh wow, i wasn't aware there was a cover charge. Do we have to send $300 to EACH Dominate to belong to this site?

*sticks tongue sideways out of mouth* um, carry the five........*scribbles* Oh dang.....

*writes out several thousand IOU's*

[:D]



purepleasure -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/6/2010 4:41:22 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

Oh wow, i wasn't aware there was a cover charge. Do we have to send $300 to EACH Dominate to belong to this site?

*sticks tongue sideways out of mouth* um, carry the five........*scribbles* Oh dang.....

*writes out several thousand IOU's*

[:D]


yes


*runs off to change status to Dominate*



choccywoc -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/6/2010 5:13:55 AM)

Send me $1000 and we'll talk.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/6/2010 5:16:32 AM)

Nice try, Jeff.  How's it working for you? I only ask because I could use some money myself.

poorzeph



myotherself -> RE: New VERY fucking dominate Master.. or Mistress if thats your kink (2/6/2010 6:03:20 AM)

$300 for an anteater when I could buy a REAL pet for $150?

Nah....[8|]



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