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rosebanks -> So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:29:54 PM)

and scribeofclio (my gf) and I thought we should make something productive of it.
We give you: Stupid Straight Man Bingo! Suggestions for new squares are more than welcome, this is just a rough draft!




scribeofclio -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:31:05 PM)

*makes oooo and aaaaah noises*




scribeofclio -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:32:49 PM)

We should also point out these are all from actual CM messages. Yikes.




EbonyWood -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:38:42 PM)

I hope you guys don't get the impression that a couple of assholes you encountered here today were representative of any group of people who use the site, or even the site itself.
 
Lots of fantastic people here of all persuasions.
 
And yes some assholes, also of all persuasions.
 
C'est la vie. Enjoy your time here.




rosebanks -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:42:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

I hope you guys don't get the impression that a couple of assholes you encountered here today were representative of any group of people who use the site, or even the site itself.
 
Lots of fantastic people here of all persuasions.
 
And yes some assholes, also of all persuasions.
 
C'est la vie. Enjoy your time here.


We're well aware this isn't exclusively a CM thing. Being queer women, we've heard many of these in real life as well. This is our attempt at making a little humor out of the many depressingly stupid things we hear every day. We thought we'd share it in case other queer women (and likeminded folks) wanted to contribute/just have a laugh. :)




sexyred1 -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:44:41 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rosebanks

and scribeofclio (my gf) and I thought we should make something productive of it.
We give you: Stupid Straight Man Bingo! Suggestions for new squares are more than welcome, this is just a rough draft!


Sorry for the morons that wrote you. They are just jealous, you know that, right? Who does not like lesbians, really? Don't sweat it ladies, you both rock and ignore the idiots here, even though there are an abundance of all sexes and proclivities.




xxblushesxx -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:45:09 PM)

We ALL get the dumb ass comments on the CM side.

Here's what you do; the inane stupid ones, ignore.

The rather offensive stupid ones delete and block.

The scary, and/or against tos ones, report, delete and block.

And welcome to the forums!

ETA: Your bingo game is hilarious! (most of them...there were a couple that I would definitely turn in though)




scribeofclio -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:46:14 PM)

*hugs everyone* Thanks! The support helps a lot. :)




EbonyWood -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:47:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rosebanks

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

I hope you guys don't get the impression that a couple of assholes you encountered here today were representative of any group of people who use the site, or even the site itself.
 
Lots of fantastic people here of all persuasions.
 
And yes some assholes, also of all persuasions.
 
C'est la vie. Enjoy your time here.


We're well aware this isn't exclusively a CM thing. Being queer women, we've heard many of these in real life as well. This is our attempt at making a little humor out of the many depressingly stupid things we hear every day. We thought we'd share it in case other queer women (and likeminded folks) wanted to contribute/just have a laugh. :)


Sweet. Stupidity-driven humor isn't going to run out here any time soon. [:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 8:50:25 PM)

Lesbian, huh?  Does that mean you're from Beirut?




petmonkey -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:15:53 PM)

*raises paw*
i think i got a Bingo in all one email. Does that mean i get double prizes?

<----Fugly and fine with that.

ETA: That thread made my eyeballs bleed a little.




Ladynslave -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:18:09 PM)

Very funny game.  Will it be in stores by Christmas?  I know tons that would get a kick out of it.  I have heard a lot of these even as a straight woman.




rosebanks -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:18:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: petmonkey

*raises paw*
i think i got a Bingo in all one email. Does that mean i get double prizes?

<----Fugly and fine with that.



Yes! You get a double serving of internet cookies! *hands them over*




petmonkey -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:20:21 PM)

Nom, Nom!
mmmm . . . one's and zero's . . . [:D]

Thank ya' kindly.




scribeofclio -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:23:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ladynslave

Very funny game.  Will it be in stores by Christmas?  I know tons that would get a kick out of it.  I have heard a lot of these even as a straight woman.


*snort* Oh, I'm *so* tempted.

Also, does rosebanks have some sort of, "troll me" sign on her? I think four people have contacted her with some variant of, "I haz cock? do you like?"




Ladynslave -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:25:43 PM)

Nope, but the trolls probably can't get past the hint of cleavage to see what her orientation might be.  Not trying to be rude, just saying a guy thinking with the little head only will fixate on certain things. Yes, mine has it also, but the whip acts as a deterrent.




rosebanks -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:30:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ladynslave

Nope, but the trolls probably can't get past the hint of cleavage to see what her orientation might be.  Not trying to be rude, just saying a guy thinking with the little head only will fixate on certain things. Yes, mine has it also, but the whip acts as a deterrent.



Yeah, I've been meaning to fix that. We're planning on taking couple-y pictures on our trip out of town this weekend, complete with matching pride scarves -- I figured they might help some :)




Ladynslave -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:49:07 PM)

Probably will.  But if not, the whip is another option.  LOL!




FukinTroll -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 9:58:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rosebanks

and scribeofclio (my gf) and I thought we should make something productive of it.
We give you: Stupid Straight Man Bingo! Suggestions for new squares are more than welcome, this is just a rough draft!


No one has harassed me today.




GreedyTop -> RE: So it's been Harass-The-Lesbian Day among the lower forms of CM life... (2/4/2010 10:46:54 PM)

I'll get right on that, FT.....

OP.. that was GREAT!!   Good on you for making a joke out of idiotic emails :)




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