WTF is going on today?

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[MOD Eleven] Oh, Come now that's old, it's cruel, is that what you're here for.
We ban insensitive Troll-jokes like yourself. . .
Dumb Trolls with no new lines to roll through.
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I suffice now as my name is goody two-shoe
Gals aren't laughing when they tagged me, well, too lame
But we'll find that Summer Days
I've smothered all my names
Corrected, gotten pissed and been a snitch
Bad? Yes

And I sarcastically know how to pull antics
All in balance I have always played a pest
but now lamely, it's no craft
I realize it's whack
and despicable, it's phoney and detest (simplistic)

Poor Insensitive Trolls
So lame, Indeed
First he talks about his bonner
Then he makes you want to hurl
And it's a problem?
Yes, agreed

Those Poor Insensitive Trolls
They're Bad
and Blue
They'll be flaming like some morons
Chanting, "Hell, Curses and Pleas!"
Do I ban them?
I'm no fool

While I've opted to be nice
Somehow members are enticed
And It's ashame I had to ban them with the Trolls
Yes, we've lost a few in vain
But all and all they've shown constraint
Darn you Poor Insensitive Trolls

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[MOD Eleven] Now, be for real. . .
You haven't said anything kind to anyone in 9 weeks. . .
what's that. . .9 weeks.
Don't listen, Rules are important.
before I ban you from coming this way. . .
You need to learn how to read the rules.
That is, stop being so rude.
Don't call me a witch
I think you need love
If you stop spamming before the showing of your next post.
You'll become a member, permanently
But if you haven't
You'll be banned from the site forever
and then delete you'll be.
Will you stop for real?

[Troll] If I just stop spamming, they won't pay me twenty cents ever again

[Mod Eleven] That's Right, but you'll have respect,
Web's full of tough Terms, ain't it. . .
Oh and there are two last rules
We haven't touched on your use of the curse words
You can't start using foul language you know.

[Troll] But I don't know any

[Mod Eleven] I'm not saying much, just use asterisks, or like words, no pickle.
You can't always say "S*** B**CH"
What you need to do is
Be Nice

[Troll] Be Nice?

[Mod Eleven] That's about it, cruel boy. . .
No more bashing, trashing, zip

[Troll] But If I'm too nice, they'll all say.

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Don't be a dolt! You've got a brain! and we try to advocate
use of constructive criticism! Blah!

The boards in here don't like all of that slander
They know a girl who spams us is a whore
Yes, in here we all hate slurs
and we've banned all the cuss words
and in the end, dude, what are age restrictions for?
Come on, nobody is enticed by confrontation
The regulars side-step it 'cause it's bland
But they quote and croon for Shaun
He's a guy who has some braun
It's he who has a brain who wins the fans
Come on, you Poor Insensitive Troll

Don't be sad!
Use your voice!

I'm a somewhat angry mod gal