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Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:48:23 AM

QuirkyAnne

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On this site, as well as other dating sites, it never fails to surprise me how many men contact me and at some point they claim to be very well endowed, often letting me know that they're anywhere from 8 to 11 inches long. This has always amused me since the average vagina is only 5 to 6 inches deep so what exactly are they going to do with this additional 3 to 5 inches? Bang away at my cervix till dawn? Ooohhh! Sign me up for that!

But perhaps the best part is that, when I look at the profiles of these men, they very often have multiple pictures of themselves. Perhaps a few face shots or the obligatory lifting-shirt-up-and-sucking-in-the-beer-belly-while-aiming-the-camera-phone-at-the-mirror pose and yet there are NO photos at all of his enormous penis! One would think that if he is so proud of the fact that he's packing the Washington Monument in his shorts, he would not only have a photo of the damn thing, but there would be ruler, soda can, DVD box, SOMETHING to prove that it is indeed a massive weapon of pleasure.

I guess they're just shy?

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:50:57 AM

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A devious way to get dick shots.

Shame on you.

And your tiny vagina.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:51:59 AM

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I have always liked a woman with small hands too.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:53:36 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

A devious way to get dick shots.

Shame on you.

And your tiny vagina.

Curses! You figured out my nefarious plans!!!

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:54:18 AM

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yeah but they we have always been told that
This----------------------------------------------------------------------This is 12 inches, sooooo yanno...do we really need pictures?
winks

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:55:47 AM

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yeah but they we have always been told that
This----------------------------------------------------------------------This is 12 inches, sooooo yanno...do we really need pictures?
winks

Oooh... Good point.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:57:52 AM

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Don't listen to Loonylucylastic. She has depth perception issues.

And she needs a Twue Ruler.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 10:59:47 AM

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EW...big hands:)

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 11:01:37 AM

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Yeah.. a woman can yell,," deeper DEEPER" and no big deal.

But if a Man shouts " tighter, TIGHTER"... all hell breaks loose

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 11:03:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

Don't listen to Loonylucylastic. She has depth perception issues.

And she needs a Twue Ruler.

Is that the one where this ____________________________ is 12 inches?

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 11:04:56 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Yeah.. a woman can yell,," deeper DEEPER" and no big deal.

But if a Man shouts " tighter, TIGHTER"... all hell breaks loose

Jeffff, your comments never fail to make me laugh my ass off at least once a week!

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 11:05:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: QuirkyAnne

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

Don't listen to Loonylucylastic. She has depth perception issues.

And she needs a Twue Ruler.

Is that the one where this ____________________________ is 12 inches?

heheheheheheh see I was being generous.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 11:16:50 AM

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You have failed in your task I see :P

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 12:51:53 PM

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A very good point actually and one that never fails to entertain me when the "Washington Monument" turns out to be such a cute little thing. Yeah, lies are a deal killer for me.

Jeff, thanks. That comment about "tighter, tighter" gave me the laugh I have needed for a few weeks.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 12:56:29 PM

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Yeah, when a guy's packing the Capitol Rotunda, then he can give me a call.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 1:11:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Yeah.. a woman can yell,," deeper DEEPER" and no big deal.

But if a Man shouts " tighter, TIGHTER"... all hell breaks loose

LMAO!

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 1:16:20 PM

xXLithiumXx

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I dont know what the big deal about penis size is anyway. I mean okay...so two inches is just a joke...but Ive messed with some guys that had 5 or 6 that blew me away. I mean were just awesome.

And Ive had some guys that had HUGE peni...penises? What ever...and were just...crap. I mean I had to laugh because they had this awesome thing, and it was worthless.

So...why be weird about it? Why lie about it? If you have a small penis...you cant grow it any bigger...the truth will come out...and will set you free...so...yanno...learn a new skill. Eat more pussy? Or learn to properly finger a woman...theres something you CAN fix.

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 1:21:50 PM

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Ah...a fellow V:tMer...

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 1:46:21 PM

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dude! Don't make a thread like this! Too many guys already think we want to see their diddle bits.

I DON'T!!

(well maybe a couple of them, but I'm not telling which one!)

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RE: Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? - 2/5/2010 1:47:44 PM

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Got measuring tape, will inspect...

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