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juliaoceania -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/13/2010 10:54:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: tabithajames

I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing.


Fess up!  Who is he?  Does he make housecalls?  Does he have a brother?




Maybe she can email us about who he was on the other side... lord knows I have always wanted to fuck some slut's sloppy seconds




Kaiel -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 7:00:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: tabithajames

I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing.


Fess up!  Who is he?  Does he make housecalls?  Does he have a brother?




Maybe she can email us about who he was on the other side... lord knows I have always wanted to fuck some slut's sloppy seconds



ha... someone beat you to it... See her second post... ewwwww!




sirsholly -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 7:09:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tabithajames

His name wasn't Jeff, but if Jeff can fuck me like the guy this morning, then bring it on! As for naming names, sorry, not gonna fuck-and-tell, at least until he says it's cool to mention it. Otherwise, guys, if you want me to name names, get at me and let's fucking do it!
[sm=AttentionWhore.gif]




DarkSteven -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 7:21:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tabithajames

His name wasn't Jeff, but if Jeff can fuck me like the guy this morning, then bring it on! As for naming names, sorry, not gonna fuck-and-tell, at least until he says it's cool to mention it. Otherwise, guys, if you want me to name names, get at me and let's fucking do it!


All right. It wasn't Jeff.  But I volunteer to be the fall guy on this one.  It's just... big of me.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 8:01:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tabithajames
I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing.

Hi baby. I am glad you had such a good time you decided to make a post about it. Sorry about your nipple ring btw. It will heal in time and you can get another one. Everhope wants me to ask you not to hog the cage like that on your next visit.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 10:43:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: tabithajames
I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing.

Hi baby. I am glad you had such a good time you decided to make a post about it. Sorry about your nipple ring btw. It will heal in time and you can get another one. Everhope wants me to ask you not to hog the cage like that on your next visit.


*giggles*




Jeffff -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 10:45:30 AM)

I was hoping she would just cop to it. I would be knee deep in gash by now!


Sadly

Jeff




redwoodgirl -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/14/2010 12:43:15 PM)

um, Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[sm=eeew.gif]




NihilusZero -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/20/2010 11:56:04 PM)

Aside from the possibility of using the site (and/or this thread) to potentially drum up business (which would just be a technicality in the ToS department...and surely not what the concern behind most responses is) it's interesting to see how oddly people react to a sexually overt, attractive woman.

Anyhow...

The American McGee's Cheshire Cat is actually rather nifty, despite my usual aversion for selectively placed inkwork.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 1:05:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
I was hoping she would just cop to it. I would be knee deep in gash by now!


Sadly

Jeff

When you get knee deep in gash . . . . dosen't your fur get wet?




wandersalone -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 1:48:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
I was hoping she would just cop to it. I would be knee deep in gash by now!


Sadly

Jeff

When you get knee deep in gash . . . . dosen't your fur get wet?


It's faux fur...we all know Jefff isn't twue or weal [:)]




Justme696 -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 7:14:46 AM)

do people really need CM to get fucked?

So besides fuckin..dear OP..any lifestyle stuff happened?




ResidentSadist -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 8:54:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
I was hoping she would just cop to it. I would be knee deep in gash by now!


Sadly

Jeff

When you get knee deep in gash . . . . dosen't your fur get wet?


It's faux fur...we all know Jefff isn't twue or weal [:)]


Faux fur is water repellent isn't it?




ModeratorSeven -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 10:25:22 AM)

So y'all don't think the OP would make the best CollarMe spokes person for Positive Experiences? [sm=applause.gif]
 
I mean she's cute and she does seem to find a lot of action here.
Only trouble I see, is she needs to step it up from just plain old rough sex [sm=sex.gif]
to some actual Bondage, Domination and Sadomasochism!! [sm=sm.gif]




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 10:30:09 AM)

Personally, I think it would be fun for someone to put her in a straight jacket, and make her type out her positive experiences with her nose.  




EbonyWood -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 10:33:26 AM)

The pic of the OP is ok I guess, if you like that kind of thing.
 
I'm pretty sure the guy who typed her text is not so attractive.




myotherself -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 10:37:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I would be knee deep in gash by now!


Sadly

Jeff


If you're knee deep, you're putting the wrong appendage in...




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 10:39:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I would be knee deep in gash by now!


Sadly

Jeff


If you're knee deep, you're putting the wrong appendage in...


Does take foot fetish to a whole new level![:D] 




purepleasure -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 10:45:17 AM)

OP, you should meet Bob. He would probably really like you.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD| (2/21/2010 12:49:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ModeratorSeven
So y'all don't think the OP would make the best CollarMe spokes person for Positive Experiences? [sm=applause.gif]

I mean she's cute and she does seem to find a lot of action here.
Only trouble I see, is she needs to step it up from just plain old rough sex [sm=sex.gif]
to some actual Bondage, Domination and Sadomasochism!! [sm=sm.gif]

The frothy fuck thang does seem more like a AFF type of post. It's like the poor girl was born with a body like that and can't find a good vanilla lay other than on a BDSM forum?

Now . . . take a pair of car batteries, a bucket of water, some wet sheets, chain, a pair of jumper cables and all those nice piercings she has and that’s a good’ol time!




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