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Urza -> Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 12:38:31 PM)
Hello all, i like to insert objects DEEP into my ass, but it seems i get carried away when close to climaxing often really fucking the dildo or bouncing up and down on the butt plug, but when i finish and take the device out of my anus, it's covered in messy brown stuff. I often use the toilet before i play but is there any really good way of cleaning your ass out before playing? enema's with showerhead's dont work to well, normally the showerhead get's covered aswell.

ownedgirlie -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 2:02:56 PM)
i am not familiar with showerhead enemas but i'd suggest a store bought "fleet enema" would do the trick. Good luck.

MHOO314 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 2:29:09 PM)
I need a martini.

stef -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 2:37:26 PM)
You need to join AA. ~stef

ownedgirlie -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 2:38:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 I need a martini. LOL and pulls out the Bombay Sapphire...

MHOO314 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 3:02:40 PM)
LOL, don't believe everything you read dear.

CAROLF -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 3:10:52 PM)
ok ok ok, the martini comment made me laugh out loud, thank god i had not a sip of martini in my mouth

MHOO314 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 3:14:27 PM)
<smiles>, welcome to the boards! and from the hometown where I was born.

RavenMuse -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 3:57:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 I need a martini. I've never heard of anyone having a martini enema.......![:-] [;)]

maybemaybenot -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 4:07:09 PM)
wonders how deep * DEEP * is. makes note to self... purchase a trampoline next weekend for butt plug bouncing practice. mbmbn

MHOO314 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 4:10:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 I need a martini. I've never heard of anyone having a martini enema.......![:-] [;)] ewwww, ick, hot hot burn, burn--hmm stops for a minute--what happens to the olives? btw I have a friend who does wine or coffee enemas regularly--

ownedgirlie -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 4:17:45 PM)
Oh hell, the olive - - LMAO!!!!

fastlane -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 4:19:36 PM)
ewwww...ewwwww...ewwwww..this is such a gross thread! Dood, buy the fucking tape buns of steel and practice tightning your loose ass.....Gawd, you are gross! Who the fuck would insert anything in you???????? Yuk, yuk, yuk.

PlayfulOne -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 4:28:33 PM)
The olives make for constipation dear K

MHOO314 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 5:04:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne The olives make for constipation dear K <slaps Her forehead>---oh duh, how could I now know that---well I mean I really DON'T know that--

MHOO314 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 5:05:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot wonders how deep * DEEP * is. makes note to self... purchase a trampoline next weekend for butt plug bouncing practice. mbmbn LMAO---need a 55 gallon drum of KY

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 7:21:42 PM)
Hummm...chortle...hummm...(deep breath)..ok..trying to interject a serious answer to this question..IMO..first if you go the enema route,please do not do so often as this can lead to elimination problems in the future..second was actually wondering if kaegle exercises would work in this situation anally speaking of course..(grin)?..thirdly..nature of the beast ,it is what it is,when you go there then expect brown things to probably come out..OH VEY this was difficult...be well..tempting

subtoFemDommes -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/26/2006 8:14:26 PM)
To the tune of a 60's sit com... Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale of a tail that was quite stuffed, but no matter how deep the stuffing went, it never was enough, it never was enough! He started out with a normal "port" But one day took a trip And sat down hard and so abrupt His port bearthed a large model ship, It swallowed his model ship! Now mating with his model ship Wasn't something he had planned But when the sails began to flutter within, He thought it was quite grand! He thought it was quite grand! His action started getting rough And the model ship was tossed From the narrow straits of sphincter To the colon's depths ... then lost! In the colon it was lost! If not for the courage of the EMT's Who used a grappling hook A fisting glove and that barrel of KY He'd never have lived to write his book! He'd have died without writing his book! But now we're the beneficiaries Of this enGrossing tale Brought to life from the depths within Documented by those brown sails! The moral of this story Is enjoy what you put in And do it with a shout But hope to God whatever it is... Eventually comes out! Eventually comes out! (Note to all potential Dommes of Urza: DO NOT shower at his house...)

LadyJane2005 -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/27/2006 3:49:56 AM)
One thing that i was taught recently... is that ONE enema is rarely enough... even if you have eliminated right before. If we are using ememas to clean out before anal play, Master has me "go to the bathroom".. then he does a minimum of 3 enemas.. with about 5 mins between. The object here is to keep administering them until the expulsion is clear. And yes, this is a fairly long process... however, if you want to try and avoid "the brown stuff", it is necessary. Of course.... you could still encounter some 'stray matter', but nothing too very gross. winks Good Luck ~kitten^..^

Urza -> RE: Butt Plugs/Anal Excercizes (3/27/2006 11:43:59 AM)
Firstly how silly is my first post, how arrogant does it sound "DEEP" lol. Thank you LadyJane & ownedgirlie some much needed advice there, in regards to the others posts lol, made me smile at least. subtofemmeDommes, brilliant tale: don't worry our showerhead is changeable and yes i do clean it. temptingnvicesub: Thank you for not laughing to hard ;) Now Martini enema's sounds like some kind of recipe The Enema 25ml Kahlua 50ml Amaretto 2tsps Coconut Purée Blended with Ice Sprinkle crushed ice over the top for a 'pebble dashing' effect. :) Seriously though, thank you for the advice. Is there any device which works wonders with enemas? i've not really found much in the ways enema tools.

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