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MasterG2kTR -> Fishing (2/6/2010 10:12:32 AM)

FISHING WITH JACK DANIELS 

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while 
 
I ran out of worms. 

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs 
Are good bass bait. 

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
 
Grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. 

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. 

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog. 

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. 

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.




GreedyTop -> RE: Fishing (2/6/2010 10:14:59 AM)

LOL




ShaharThorne -> RE: Fishing (2/6/2010 10:56:39 AM)

I am sharing it with the household.  Will show it to Mom next week..




jen182 -> RE: Fishing (2/6/2010 7:53:52 PM)

now thats a smart snake lol




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