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maybemaybenot -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 12:01:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

 she doesn't seem to be listed in the College Of Mistress' alumni book?


Mistress Hathor:

With all due respect....Your books mean nothing. All the real books were destroyed in the War of 1812.

mbmbn

sheesh, why is it so hard to grasp what the Goddess is saying.



Real0ne -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 1:12:14 PM)

This is rich!
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
LostLenore has spoken. You say exactly what I say about men wanting sex for free. So why don't you read what I write carefully before starting a debate with a superior GODDESS.
superior to what?
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
In my book, any woman who thinks protitution is a lifestyle or a trade like any other should be sent to prison for ever.

good thing i am a guy because it is a lifestyle.
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
I have spent a whole year on the streets of Montreal talking to prostitutes and asking them how this activity affected their lives. Believe me, if you think my threads are hard to swallow, they are nothing compared with what these girls go through. What I write is fantasy, what they live is reality.

Um talking?  any woman who asks for tribute did a hell of a lot more than talk on those streets!  thats what she did before she got into bdsm LOL now your secret is out!
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
No woman enters prostitution by her own free will, she is forced into it because of economic survival.  NOW! Since men prefer to take advantage of woman when they are down, instead of creating a community center to really help a woman financialy, they would rather give her 20 dollars for a blowjob.

yeh its called easy money and every male that has to get blowjobs from a 2 bit prostitute has a DUD for a supreme GODDESS running his life.
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
WAIT! WAIT! Before you start attacking me on the ( 20 dollars) for a blowjob, I send you an invitation to MONTREAL, so that we can walk the streets together. I will prove to you that this is what girls charge at this present moment.

nah go to LA,  only a buck there.
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
Now if all woman got together and stopped selling their bodies to men, well than, in a very short time, men would all become our slaves and our puppets.

all women? including you? how about you be the first one and set a good example for all the rest of the prostitutes and stop charging.
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
Anyway! You can all stop posting replies to my threads.Your inferior opinions don't get to me at all. No matter what you all say, I am stronger than all of you. I am not born to take the advice of inferior souls.

if you are strong you must never bathe because you are talking about being pig headed or rock headed.
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
I am born to rule over all of you. AND I WILL SOON. YOU WILL ALL BE KNEELING BEFORE ME FASTER THAN YOU THINK.

fantasy #21




valeca -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 1:18:12 PM)

Thank you, MH!  To my knowledge, I've never met the individual.  However, there was one time while visiting the beautiful city I was amused by a person wearing a Batman suit dancing to some '80's music on the front steps of a church...so, maybe?



jessykapower -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 1:50:19 PM)

I thought Mistress Hathor was supposed to move on. Well I guess I dominate her already. This woman is really addicted to me. So are all of you pawns. Napoleon said there are two kinds of people on earth; ( KINGS AND PAWNS)

OK! OK! I see you coming with the replies already. ( QUEENS AND PAWNS ).Is that better?
If you believe everything teachers tell you, just because the person is a teacher, than you are idiots. In life you must make your own research, the ones who do this make the best reporters. That is why propaganda exist, because the ones who create it knows the people are too lazy to start their own investigation about a subject. So! They will create a lie and after a couple of months, this lie will become a truth.

The intelligence of the masses is small. (Adolf Hitler)

Everything written about religion was written to increase the funds of one group over another. It is the same with history, culture, arts, politics and business. Cola companies say their drinks is better than the others. Car companies say their cars is better. Everyone is competing againts the other using lies. We live in the MATRIX folks.

Choose your pill. All these dominant geniouses that are attacking me right now, are they on this site to provide free services to users. NO WAY!  They are in it for the money also. Except there is a limit to what they can charge. If they could charge more, than they would. They don't care about BDSM, They like everybody else, have their own survival in mind. Since they do not want to flip burgers and the demand for Dommes exist, the dominatrix is born.

So! Mistress Hathor is pissed off because I charge 50,000 for a 4 hour session. I do not think this is any of her business. Do I tell her how much she should charge? Do I put my nose in her affairs? NO.

Yes! I love money. The difference between me and all these hypocrites is that I admit it. I don't pretend I'm into BDSM just for the fun of it. I am in it for the money and it is written clearly in my website.

YES! I want women to rule the world and yes I want to be the leader of the revolution, but at least I want something. Apart from spending your lives writing replies to threads, what with you be doing with your miserable lives. You are so desperate and so dominated by your computers that you cannot even pass one day without coming to read what I write.

Let's face it, you are hooked and weak.
I am strong, I have visions and I keep going forward everyday.



mnottertail -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 1:57:48 PM)

Dear SirKenin,

As you see by this diatribe above I am quite correct in assuming the guy behind the picture of  'the ass' is not in the americas, probably not of the western hemisphere........

Even the french canucks could not butcher english in such fashion.

Hold your head high again, Sir Kenin.

LOLOLOL,
Ron



artglfr -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:21:40 PM)

Yes it is true I cannot go one day without laughing My ass of at the hilarious nonsense you spew forth.

Keep it coming and you could have your own reality show"domming for/by dummies"

With your sense of fair play and equality for all I am surprised you aren't in Politics.



jessykapower -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:23:22 PM)

Am I getting paid each time you pawns reply to my threads?

NO WAIT! I would have a fortune by now.



mnottertail -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:28:01 PM)

So! Mistress Hathor is pissed off because I charge 50,000 for a 4 hour session. I do not think this is any of her business. Do I tell her how much she should charge? Do I put my nose in her affairs? NO.

Yes! I love money. The difference between me and all these hypocrites is that I admit it. I don't pretend I'm into BDSM just for the fun of it. I am in it for the money and it is written clearly in my website.

I am reminded of the old saw.......

An englishman of genteel breeding laid claim to a rather arcane corner of  the para-normal saying, "I can call the ghosties...".
A Scotsman of more earthly breeding cut thru the bullshit and said, "Aye-- But do they come when ye call 'em?"

Certainly; I am not a communist,  and while this might be a fun way to call up business.........

Ron



SirKenin -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:29:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower

Am I getting paid each time you pawns reply to my threads?

NO WAIT! I would have a fortune by now.


Can you not just figure out that nobody likes you, everyone either thinks you are a fraud and an idiot or has actually come right out and said so?  Why do you not take your cue to stop acting like such a ridiculous loser and settle down and talk to us like a normal human being.  Maybe then the whole board will stop laughing at you and taking you for a fool.

You can not even keep control of yourself.  I feel sorry for the poor sap who entrusts their care to you, if indeed anyone actually would.

And please... Please... let mnottertail be right.  I hope to hell you are not from Canada, because you are embarassing the hell out of Me and the rest of the country. 

Take the hint before the Mods finally give up and ban your sorry ass (if that is indeed your real ass).



ClevMaster -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:29:52 PM)

50,000 for a 4 hour session? hmmm, applying current currency conversion rates from the thai dollar to the US dollar, that comes out to roughly 15.00 US dollars, or $3.75 an hour. You're livin' LARGE!



MHOO314 -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:30:04 PM)

tsk tsk tsk dear, I didn't say I was pissed off at all--I simply supported the fact that you appear to have a healthy ego on and off the internet.
 
It simply brings to mind two great quotes:
 
"There is a sucker born every minute"
 
and
 
"It's great work if you can get it"
 
 
We are hardly the ones that are dominated by our computers, a simple google search challenges that theory...



Real0ne -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:33:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
The intelligence of the masses is small. (Adolf Hitler) 


Your inferior opinions don't get to me at all.  (jessykapower)

I am born to rule over all of you.  (jessykapower)

The only thing important to me is the establishment of female rule.  (jessykapower)

Why in the hell are the ignorants debating  (jessykapower)

OR all of you ignorants are gonna twist this to your advantage again  (jessykapower)

JESSYKA  AGAINST  IGNORANCE  (jessykapower)

So if Hitler almost ruled the world as crazy as he was, than the Dominant Female can surely give it a try also.  (jessykapower)


jessickapower = hilter

quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
So! Mistress Hathor is pissed off because I charge 50,000 for a 4 hour session. I do not think this is any of her business. Do I tell her how much she should charge? Do I put my nose in her affairs? NO. 

Hey pros check out what jessickapower thinks her ass is worth!  LOLOL
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
Yes! I love money. The difference between me and all these hypocrites is that I admit it. I don't pretend I'm into BDSM just for the fun of it. I am in it for the money and it is written clearly in my website.

and she only "walked" with the hookers LOLOL  her nose is getting long!
quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower
You are so desperate and so dominated by your computers that you cannot even pass one day without coming to read what I write

are you kidding?  out of 200+ comedy movies i have, you top charts as the most laughable comedy act of them all!  hell i wouldnt miss this for the world! its hilarious!




SirKenin -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:37:18 PM)

Funny.  This wannabe says that how much he makes is none of MH's business, and yet he feels free to advertise the fact that it is a *cough*BULLSHIT!*cough* $50,000 for 4 hours? 

hahahaha

What a pathetic JOKE.  You would probably have to have brains to charge that kind of money I would think.  Something strangely lacking here (besides a real ass)...  [:-]



mnottertail -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:38:54 PM)

CLEV Master,

Thailand girlyboy is a good call.............

When this train wrecks..........we are gonna see her saying "I love you long time, G.I."

LOL



ClevMaster -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:39:58 PM)

well, it's 50,000

OR

a "Happy Meal"

Barter works too.



maybemaybenot -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 2:44:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower


So! Mistress Hathor is pissed off because I charge 50,000 for a 4 hour session. I do not think this is any of her business.


If it isn't any of her business or anyone elses, why do you advertise it, if not to make it everyone's business?

I agree with everything else you said tho.. I have to admit it.. the more I drink... the more cohesive your thoughts become.

                          mbmbn

edited to add: sorry  SK.. your post wasn't there when I wrote this one.



Real0ne -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 3:10:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirKenin
You would probably have to have brains to charge that kind of money I would think. 


that and a gold plated ass!






maybemaybenot -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 3:50:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jessykapower

The intelligence of the masses is small. (Adolf Hitler)

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I can't believe I missed this !!

Now where on earth did you find this ?? A history books perhaps ? An autobiography by the name of  Mein Kampf.
 
I have told you time and time again... these history books and autobiograhical accounts.. are just not so.. You need to research really hard to find what he really said. These types of books were confiscated and destroyed after the allied invasion. Well.. that is IF there was an allied invasion,, after all. I never did trust my history teacher. Anyway.. After the books were destroyed some MEN  wrote up there version to increase one financial fund over another.
 
Besides there are over 20 versions of MienKampf, in various languages.. each one means a different thing, You must be a linguistics scholar to know the true meaning of the words.
 
 
                             mbmbn
 
 



Phoenixandnika -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 3:52:44 PM)

Clev that was over the top. *laughs*
 
Though if that is what she charges any poor sap could surely scrounge that kind of change from  sofa cushions or ashtray of their car.
 Or perhaps robe their kids penny bank!
 
Nika{Phoenix}
 



mnottertail -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/28/2006 4:45:18 PM)

OK,

After some reflection........

I have decided to mentor you jessie, you see; I am a consumate asshole.....and I percieve you're aspiring to being one, but I am a professional, you are just out here fucking around...
I will instruct you in the finer points of this endeavor since you are yet a youth, and still have some rough edges that need sharpening.

First off, if that was really your ass, you would vehmently claim it. God knows the ignorant on here have given you chance enough to do so.  I can see why you temper your posts in response to me, because you do have some deep seated respect for your betters.

Secondly, english is obviously not your first language, easily discernable by your turn of phrase...
Even tho my good friend SirKenin may cringe, I will give you-- for the moment, the benefit of the doubt.  Let us consider, if that be your picture, it is plainly caucasian or a mixture that is predominantly caucasion.  Yet the skin is not lilly white nor the hair anything but dark.  Coming from Montreal, (oh, for future reference Bangkok and Accra are not cities in Montreal)  our esteemed opinion is that you must be french.  This is easily discernable-- since, in substance this is a humor thread I will give you a joke that you can translate to French for all gathered here, that we may kiss your royal ass (actually not bloody likely in any event; but one must try, musn't one?:

I will hereinafter refer to the man (Monsieur) as M, the woman (mademoiselle) as mme.

You will all have to supply your own accents.


A frenchman strolls the Champs Elyesee in Paris. He spots a lovely woman, whom he subsequently accosts.
M: Will you go to bed with me, m?
mme: (aghast) What do you take me for, M?
M: But mme, I will give you 50,000 francs for this honor.
mme: Oh, but M; I can see I have misjudged you, you are certainly a man of genteel nature and of great refinement...(coquettishly) What will you do when we share our bed of love?
M: I will lay you ever so gently in the finest linens in Paris, I will sprinkle you with fresh rose petals, I will tie you in the softest and silkiest linen ropes available—All the while; softly whispering passionate and wonderful words in your ear.
mme: (fanning herself, chest heaving) And then what will you do, M?
M: I will then bring forth my riding crop and beat you mercilessly as you scream.......
mme: (horrified) And how long will you beat me, M?
M: Until I am once again in possession of my 50,000 francs; you ignorant bitch...


Je pense. Donc; je suis. Responde!

Viola! Un Homme!
Ron        



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