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MadamShy -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 5:08:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

Hey Jessy:
Are you one of *those* who wrap aluminium foil around thier head  so the government can't  monitor your thoughts ?

Be careful sweetie, ya never know when of those black helicopters will be hovering over head.

                                                    mbmbn


Damn ! and here I thought it attracted attention and helped the goverment to read minds -=takes off the aluminium foil around Her head=- and here I thought all this time I was corrupting the goverment ... My brain is so demented I thought well it can't hurt...







Vancouver_cinful -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 5:14:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jezzabelle
Sorry, but I don't follow Jesus, can't even verify that he was real, which, I guess, would be the same case with you.


roflmao

Picture me applauding.

Cin




Saraheli -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 5:29:54 PM)

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Who is starting all these wars, certainly not women. Women= love and compassion
Hmmmmm.....
Elizabeth I.....Boudica....Margret Thatcher....
guess that takes care of that.
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The oldest scriptures of recorded history come from the JEWS and they are about 6,000 years old. Yes, human beings existed before that, but did not record their history.
I recommend you check out The Epic of Gilgamesh, and other Sumerian/Akkadian texts, all of which predate the writings of the jews...as do the Pyramid Texts, and the various writings of the Hindus
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I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD TO LEAD YOU

are you sure you don't mean The Goddess

Tais toi Jessika, tu me semble d'etre un mauvais enfant. Comportez-vous maintenant ou je devrai vous mettre au-dessus de mon genou et vous donner une fessée.





SirKenin -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 6:01:39 PM)

I wonder if anyone else would bother to tell this loser that the oldest writings came from 15,000 years ago, not 6,000 years ago.  The Sumerians invented writing.  Before that everything was passed down in the form of simple stories, generation to generation.  In fact, Genesis, the first book of the Bible, documents events that happened millions of years ago.

This "it" impersonating a female has absolutely no clue what "it" is talking about, and really should go home.  It is past "it's" bedtime.




jezzabelle -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 6:07:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

roflmao

Picture me applauding.

Cin


Hee hee, thanks Cin [:D]

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ORIGINAL: SirKenin

This "it" impersonating a female has absolutely no clue what "it" is talking about, and really should go home.  It is past "it's" bedtime.


LOL, I thought the fact that "it" has no clue was already established.




SirKenin -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 6:12:44 PM)

Aack.  True..  What was I thinking??




Arpig -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 7:25:47 PM)

Sorry folks, I f**ked up again, didn't realise Pet was still signed in




Daddysredhead -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 8:22:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

Hey Jessy:
Are you one of *those* who wrap aluminium foil around thier head  so the government can't  monitor your thoughts ?

Be careful sweetie, ya never know when of those black helicopters will be hovering over head.

                                                    mbmbn


Thank you, mbmbn... 
I am in absolute hysterics after reading what you wrote here... This dose of "giggle medicine" was just what the doctor ordered after the day I've had!

Daddysredhead




Daddysredhead -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 8:32:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirKenin

This "it" impersonating a female has absolutely no clue what "it" is talking about, and really should go home.  It is past "it's" bedtime.


Remember "Silence of the Lambs"? 
("It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..") 
I think the time has come for "it" to get the hose...  or maybe something a little more substantial.  I'll let the Sadists come up with something delicious and vicious in lieu of the hose...   LOL
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Gauge -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/29/2006 9:44:40 PM)

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Thanks for naming women leaders that made a difference in the world. Increase the number and the world will be better. I don't care if you agree with me or not, it took men like Malcom X to improve the future of Black American and he had a rough time convincing his brothers to rebel against the evil white man. Just like I will have a rough time convincing the sub female to wake up. But Malcom  did not figure out that it was not the white man who was the problem. It was men in general.


So a man trying to motivate his racial brothers missed the point that men were the problem. OK. I am trying to find logic... it's not working so far.

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What kind of world do you people live in anyway


We ask ourselves this question about you... but hey, if you're happy, then don't let me stop you.

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Gynarchy is the only solution.


Anarchy against Gynecologists?

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Boris Yeltsin admitted that he once almost pushed the nuclear button. Females look around you. Don't you realize that if the male is not taken out of positions of power, that he will use his power to destroy the world. Just observe the male and you will have to come to the conclusion that he is a beast. I could write a thousand books on this subject.


You can't even write one coherent post, let alone pen thousands of books. I doubt that you could write a mildly compelling pamphlet on belly button lint.

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Who is starting all these wars, certainly not women. Women= love and compassion. The men know this and they are waiting for strong women to save them from their egotistical nature.


Yeah... no women I have ever met in my life have had an ego problem. You can't be serious. Wait... don't answer that... I know you are serious. What makes me wonder is how you are able to type all of this dreck with one hand.

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As for the history of the world. The oldest scriptures of recorded history come from the JEWS and they are about 6,000 years old. Yes, human beings existed before that, but did not record their history.


History isn't your strong suit. I am not sure what is, but I am fairly sure it isn't history.

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As for my plans to rule the world. They will be written in a website in the near future and you will have to pay to have access to my plans


Ohhhhh... be sure and let me know when it is up and running. I am not sure that I could get a better laugh for my dollar.

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There is really no limit to what you twisted souls will come up with next. keep the punches coming, I can take more than you think.


You are correct in that there is no limit to what we all can come up with. It will be a good lesson for you. It will show you how to use your brain...  nope... not gonna go there.

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I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD TO LEAD YOU


I have never once questioned the omnipotence of God. Until now. Perhaps I have to rethink my beliefs.

If you think that we are mindless pawns and that makes you happy, then please continue to think that. Your presence here will only hone our already sharp wits.




MysticalPhoenix -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 4:01:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jessykapower
I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD TO LEAD YOU


Which one?

Phoenix 




tigerone -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 4:48:26 AM)

Sounds like fun but it will never happen!




jessykapower -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 6:58:58 AM)

My fan club of pawns have spoken again. Don't you get it? I dominate you already. You can't spend one day without thinking about me. You are obssessed with me. Like I said before, I am not the one who reads your threads or replies to them. I just don't care about your opinions.

You weak souls don't debate, you just twist eveything to your advantage.

Everything you come up with is speculation. If we were lawyers and we were to present are cases in front of judges, than you would all lose.

I told all of you to go see the movie "   WHY WE FIGHT"

But I guess you lazy mortals can't get off your asses for a couple of hours to put some knowledge into your empty brains.

I feel like I am in Kindergarten. How can one debate with children.

About the scriptures, who in the hell can prove that 15,000 years old documents exist.
THE EPICS OF GILGAMESH ARE FROM 2750-2500   bc

Genesis does talk about the creation of the world that  happened billions of years ago. Every idiot knows that. But the document is not 15,000 years old. Serious research was made to discover the dates of the first books of the bible and they are about 6,000 years old. See how you twisted hypocrites fight.

What I say is always right and researched.

As for women leaders going to war. No woman wants war. It is against the nature of the female. But as long as men are in power some woman will have no choice to defend their empires. However, as soon as men are removed from positions of power, wars will stop.


Since you pawns spend more time reading threads, you will never research nothing on your own, it is no point discussing anything with ignorants.

All I really have to do is convince young girls who are doing better than men in school anyway, to vote for other females and to replace their staff with females and men are finished. Men can't compete with women anymore and it is scaring the hell out of them.

BUT YOU ARE ALL RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE SAID

I WAS CHOSEN BY THE GODDESS TO RULE OVER YOU PAWNS




mnottertail -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 7:14:56 AM)

BUT YOU ARE ALL RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE SAID

I WAS CHOSEN BY THE GODDESS TO RULE OVER YOU PAWNS .


So, you are not the font of ALL wisdom, we can teach the dog some tricks yet.

Perhaps you should consider who is bending to who's will, slut.
On your knees!

LOLOL,
Ron
 
 

 




jessykapower -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 7:27:07 AM)

WOW! Mnottertail is running out of material. But still obssessed with me. If somebody proves me wrong I will admit I am wrong. But you are not debating with me but attacking me. You speculate all the time. Use your brains and show me you are not ignorants. It this moment I am not very proud of you all.

When Napoleon wanted to rule the world it was OK. And he is still considered like a HERO. But he killed thousands of people. But if Jessykapower wants women to rule, than she is EVIL. RIGHT?





fastlane -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 7:27:50 AM)

Good one Otter.....while she is on her knees before you, I will remove those ghastly boots, place them on my feet and click the heels together three times......"There's no place like C.M.  There's no place like C.M.  There's no place like C.M."
Where'd Toto go?    Kevin 




cloudboy -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 7:41:46 AM)


We need more revolutionaries. Good luck.




valeca -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 8:17:52 AM)

We now have comparisons to Hilter, Jesus and Napoleon. 

All men.

Anyone else seeing the irony here?


Ron, Pheonix--Your replies gave me the best laughs.  Thanks!

jessy--if you're going to insist on trying this humour bit, you need to learn about timing, wit and delivery.  Eesh




SirKenin -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 8:18:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jessykapower

Genesis does talk about the creation of the world that  happened billions of years ago. Every idiot knows that. But the document is not 15,000 years old. Serious research was made to discover the dates of the first books of the bible and they are about 6,000 years old. See how you twisted hypocrites fight.

What I say is always right and researched.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Genesis

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text of Genesis as we see it today was redacted together around 440 BC from earlier sources, namely the Sumerians.


15,000 years ago was an exaggeration, but it was done to make a point.

You also said:

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As for the history of the world. The oldest scriptures of recorded history come from the JEWS and they are about 6,000 years old. Yes, human beings existed before that, but did not record their history.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerian_writing

Both quotes you have made are a blatant lie.  You did not research anything.  The Sumerians recorded history, and they long predated the Jews.




jezzabelle -> RE: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (3/30/2006 8:30:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jessykapower

When Napoleon wanted to rule the world it was OK. And he is still considered like a HERO. But he killed thousands of people. But if Jessykapower wants women to rule, than she is EVIL. RIGHT?




We don't think you're evil.  We just think you're insane, and not because you want women to rule the world, just because you don't have a freaking clue.




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