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LookieNoNookie -> Women.... (2/6/2010 9:12:24 PM)

See....I'm being nice now....I didn't say "Wimmens".

I know I've gone on this tangent previously...but seriously....women....how come?

You're all just so fucking weird (I didn't say I wouldn't GO on a tangent...just that I had previously).

ko...so...women...how come...(exception: titties, that whole eye thing and the pouty lip thing and dresses and such...and the heels and leg thing)...how come you have to be so damned different? (By the way...all that stuff in the parens....well....).

I get the whole "innie" and "outie" thing...that's fairly basic....but....the whole confusion thing...that's what messes me up.

Why you messing with me Willis?????

Men have exactly 3 moving parts....women have something on the order of (well...actually...the whole Hubble Space mission hasn't dealt with that many things, including currently unobserved galactic stellar masses as of yet).....a bunch.

A bunch.

A fucking whoooooooole bunch.

Men don't have a bunch....why should women have more than 3?

(3 is way the fuck less than a bunch).

It isn't fair....I don't like it....I'm writing my Congressman....and I want some fucking answers.

NOW!!!!!

I have spoken.

(Of course...said in the most submissive of ways.....)

(Natch).





sunshinemiss -> RE: Women.... (2/6/2010 9:21:25 PM)

Troubles with your new lady Nookie?



juliaoceania -> RE: Women.... (2/6/2010 9:44:18 PM)

Men complain we are too complicated, yet y'all wouldn't have us any other way.... [sm=laundry.gif]



MsLadySue -> RE: Women.... (2/6/2010 10:53:40 PM)

But what have you said?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Women.... (2/6/2010 11:24:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Troubles with your new lady Nookie?


Nooooo....it's a general question.....pondering....(maybe).....



myotherself -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 12:41:40 AM)

we wimmins have more moving bits cos we's better at multitasking.

Simple really.

[8|]



windchymes -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 6:18:12 AM)

Well, if you get rid of your penis, you'll have sooooo many other things to think about!!! [:D]



intenze -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 8:26:27 AM)

[sm=mademyday.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=goodpost.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 2:27:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

we wimmins have more moving bits cos we's better at multitasking.

Simple really.

[8|]
try having a baby with immoble bits...I dare ya..



FelineFae -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 2:44:16 PM)

i'm gonna have to count these " moving bits " with my fingers...
and toes...
and, [sm=doh.gif]



LaTigresse -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 2:47:03 PM)

I happen to love women's bits. Even though they often frustrate the hell out of me.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 2:49:21 PM)

Men are just as hard to figure out.  I am astounded about how Bo still wants to maintain a relationship with me (3 Dom/mes in the household = WW3).



Phoenixpower -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 2:51:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

See....I'm being nice now....I didn't say "Wimmens".

I know I've gone on this tangent previously...but seriously....women....how come?

You're all just so fucking weird (I didn't say I wouldn't GO on a tangent...just that I had previously).

ko...so...women...how come...(exception: titties, that whole eye thing and the pouty lip thing and dresses and such...and the heels and leg thing)...how come you have to be so damned different? (By the way...all that stuff in the parens....well....).

I get the whole "innie" and "outie" thing...that's fairly basic....but....the whole confusion thing...that's what messes me up.

Why you messing with me Willis?????

Men have exactly 3 moving parts....women have something on the order of (well...actually...the whole Hubble Space mission hasn't dealt with that many things, including currently unobserved galactic stellar masses as of yet).....a bunch.

A bunch.

A fucking whoooooooole bunch.

Men don't have a bunch....why should women have more than 3?

(3 is way the fuck less than a bunch).

It isn't fair....I don't like it....I'm writing my Congressman....and I want some fucking answers.

NOW!!!!!

I have spoken.

(Of course...said in the most submissive of ways.....)

(Natch).





well, then i suggest you go and try out the other side...maybe BKSir is willing to offer you some training to explore that angle [:D]



LanceHughes -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 2:58:22 PM)

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus - go read the book and stop with these off-the-wall strings.

Iffen you want the Biblical "goof" on the answer to your question from the feminist view-point:

Adam was created first (with only three moving parts) and Eve was the revised, corrected and up-dated model once God saw what mistakes He had done.

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P.S.  BKSir is not the only gay male on this site.  From what I understand of LookieNoNookie, neither BKSir nor I have much interest in taking on that problem child.  Y'all straight women can NOT push your weird straight guys over here, hoping they'll be "coverted," anymore than we gays can "convert" to being straight. LOL!



myotherself -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 3:06:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly


try having a baby with immoble bits...I dare ya..



EEEK!!!...I'm crossing my legs just thinking of it!! [sm=nervous.gif]


edited for formatting



Phoenixpower -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 5:05:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
P.S.  BKSir is not the only gay male on this site.  From what I understand of LookieNoNookie, neither BKSir nor I have much interest in taking on that problem child.  Y'all straight women can NOT push your weird straight guys over here, hoping they'll be "coverted," anymore than we gays can "convert" to being straight. LOL!


Damn he figured out my train of thought [8|]

And well...I am sure he is not the only one...after all he has his boy and pet or so therefore he can't be the only one[;)]...however, he is nevertheless the one which is most apparent in my mind due to him posting here on a quite regular basis...but my apologies...maybe I should have suggested it towards you instead (though yeah I know from your post now that we can't dump him onto you either [&o]).

but yanno...you and BKSir together...could give enough man power [8|]

maybe he just hasn't realised it yet [8|]



HisSweetElysium -> RE: Women.... (2/7/2010 5:35:58 PM)

it's so we can entertain so many thoughts and emotions at once. 



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Women.... (2/8/2010 8:54:10 AM)

Um. Wha?[8|]



Ladynslave -> RE: Women.... (2/8/2010 1:22:32 PM)

Does this help clear it up?

[image]local://upfiles/848162/0814DCAE010A4C10855E6087C91590A4.jpg[/image]



Phoenixpower -> RE: Women.... (2/8/2010 4:18:45 PM)

yeah, but thats as we can multi-task [:)]



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