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The priest and the rabbi - 2/7/2010 8:06:37 AM

VeryNastyDom

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A Catholic priest and an Orthodox rabbit met at a community event. As they were having some wine the priest asked the rabbi "I know you are supposed to have a strictly kosher diet but I have always wondered if rabbis are ever tempted to taste pork?"

The rabbi admitted that yes, on one occassion he had. The rabbi then asked "I know you priests are supposed to be celibate, but I am wondering if you have ever gotten curious and been with woman?"

The priest admitted that yes, he had once broken his vow and had been with a woman. The rabbi thought about this for a few moments, took a sip of his wine and asked "It is a lot more fun than eating pork, isn't it?"

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RE: The priest and the rabbi - 2/9/2010 2:40:23 PM

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I never came across an orthodox rabbit ... they all look and behave differently to the next one from my experience, although ... they kinda taste the same.

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