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juliaoceania -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:39:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: and CONstitution. At least GB has read it and understands it...and doesnt whine about it being about "negative rights" And there is CON-Stipation... which I am fearful you suffer from for trying to make this thread all about fighting instead of having a good time... get an enema dude Actually, with the amount of fiber I eat, thats far from a problem. Perhaps it is not your diet that is the problem, but either your ass is so tight that nothing can escape, or you are stuffing things up it?

Lucylastic -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:40:41 AM)
wonders if he can make diamonds?? coal and an anal speculum stat!!

Musicmystery -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:41:27 AM)
quote: hot, creamy thighs. It's what's for dinner! "Do I dare to eat a peach?" --T.S. Eliot

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:41:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: and CONstitution. At least GB has read it and understands it...and doesnt whine about it being about "negative rights" And there is CON-Stipation... which I am fearful you suffer from for trying to make this thread all about fighting instead of having a good time... get an enema dude Actually, with the amount of fiber I eat, thats far from a problem. Perhaps it is not your diet that is the problem, but either your ass is so tight that nothing can escape, or you are stuffing things up it? Not my thing, Im afraid. And I cant imagine what anyone else gets out of it unless theyre a doctor and can charge $75 for it.

juliaoceania -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:42:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic wonders if he can make diamonds?? coal and an anal speculum stat!! Freaking hilarious

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:44:30 AM)
quote: I have only heard rumors... I haven't personally checked every librarian's clit.... Rumors can be - and frequently are - wrong, I think a more personal approach is needed here.

Level -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:49:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: hot, creamy thighs. It's what's for dinner! "Do I dare to eat a peach?" --T.S. Eliot Literate porn! I wonder if ol' T.S. was out getting some strange when he coined that.... [X(]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why are libra's so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:56:38 AM)
Is it because they think they are sooooo balanced???[8\|]

intenze -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 12:10:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I just want to find a librarian and bang the SHIT out of her! " That's right, you're a dirty little Dewey decimal SLUT aren't you!" "You literate fucking whore!" Jeff Thats hawt!

Musicmystery -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 12:17:21 PM)
Why are the people who work for Reader's Digest so condensing?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 12:31:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level I hope to see a thread on why stairways and escalators are so condescending. Oh, I made myself groan.... *that made me laugh laugh laugh. I love those kinds of jokes. Thank you Levelicious for bringing giggles into my life!

Jeffff -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 12:56:11 PM)
It is Sunday and the libraries are closed. I am thinking of heading to Barnes & Noble for a plundering afternoon. "You're not a Librarian, but you'll do.... get in the fucking stockroom!" Jeff

Musicmystery -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 1:00:55 PM)
Why do you think the stores are open so late? [;)] Bring me back the abridged version of "War and Peace": "A Pea"

thornhappy -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 1:37:41 PM)
Oooh. I've seen some hot stiff..uh..I mean staff...members at B&N. Rrrowwrrr!

Level -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 2:49:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: Level I hope to see a thread on why stairways and escalators are so condescending. Oh, I made myself groan.... that made me laugh laugh laugh. I love those kinds of jokes. Thank you Levelicious for bringing giggles into my life! My pleasure, sweet one [:D]*

thornhappy -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 8:09:38 PM)
Say Level, do they have books of your giant cock at B&N?

LanceHughes -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 8:25:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Oooh. I've seen some hot stiff..uh..I mean staff...members at B&N. Rrrowwrrr! I'll go with you .... y'know, just in case the stiffer members are faggots....er.... staff members are gay..... Actually, thorn, I'll go by myself.... Here's why: The lesbians are in the libraries, the faggots in retail. "Why that division of labor?" you ask. Obvious.... Lesbians couldn't dress a window to save their souls...... LOL!

thornhappy -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 9:37:01 PM)
You're a bad, bad man, Lance!! Very bad! Maybe I'll have to go fer the IT geeks.

LanceHughes -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:22:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy You're a bad, bad man, Lance!! Very bad! Maybe I'll have to go fer the IT geeks. Those IT geeks are the VERY best cock-suckers! "How did they get that way?" you ask. Simple... they bring up the porno, drool and slurp up the drool.... Pactice makes perfect. Oh, yeah... almost forgot... as long as they can see the screen and have both hands free (to type) they do not care what is in their mouths. <--- voice of experience. P.S. Thanks for the compliment about being so very, very bad. I like being the "bad boy" sometimes. Cast against type (the kind, gentle professor) I get re-charged and can go teach those (in training) a new trick or two. (See my sig. line)

rulemylife -> RE: Why are librarians so condescending? (2/7/2010 11:40:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: and CONstitution. At least GB has read it and understands it...and doesnt whine about it being about "negative rights" And there is CON-Stipation... which I am fearful you suffer from for trying to make this thread all about fighting instead of having a good time... get an enema dude Actually, with the amount of fiber I eat, thats far from a problem. Thanks for sharing but that was more information than I needed to know.

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