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Jeffff -> Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 7:23:10 PM)
I posted this elsewhere, but I think it is worth repeating here. Today I had someone say to me,"I know I am putting out all this negative energy and the universe will only send me bad things back" Let me enlighten you on the inner workings of the Universe. The Universe is like a psychopathic serial killer. It lies in wait for you..; just waiting until things are going really well. Then, it bends you over the cosmic table, and fucks you right up the ass! Positive thoughts attract the Universe like co-eds attracted Ted Bundy. .....do NOT be fooled! Negative energy, misleads and confuses the Universe. It assumes you are already all fucked up. It then moves on to some poor happy motherfucker and anally rapes all he holds dear. ( in this case, the anal rape...is a bad thing) So for warned is forarmed!... Answer questions sarcastically. If someone asks,"How are you doing today?", answer, "shitty how are you". Let the Universe, fuck the other guy , or girl Love Jeff

LadyAngelika -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 7:29:43 PM)
Can I have some of what you smoked please? ;-) - LA

Jeffff -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 7:31:04 PM)
Keep it up!... the rest of us will thank you....:)

KatyLied -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 7:32:04 PM)
Always be specific when petitioning the uni, otherwise you may get something almost perfect, the sort where the almost is not so good.

LadyAngelika -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 7:41:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Keep it up!... the rest of us will thank you....:) Did I miss something? - LA

Termyn8or -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 11:08:04 PM)
"Today I had someone say to me,"I know I am putting out all this negative energy and the universe will only send me bad things back" " It''s called karma. Some think it is some supernatural force but it is not. In fact the results of karma generate from within the person. At most maybe they got waves that are bounced baxk from the ionosphere or some bullshit like that, but people make their own luck. This has been proven tome over one hundred times by direct observation. I also believe that accidents are made to happen, they don't just happen. Standards of diligence may differ, but it does not obscure the basic fact. I am positive in the fact that I can take it how it comes. Good things will happen and bad things will happen. I inherit a house, but it needs about ten grand worth of work on the sewer system this year. So what. I would never buy the place for that amount. Do you see the dark cloud or the silver lining ? It doesn't really matter if karma is reflected by the ionosphere or bounces around your head for a while, it is still self generated, and in most cases self fullfilling. T

stella41b -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/8/2010 11:51:45 PM)
Exactly, which is why whenever Termy decides he's not speaking to anyone I have a shitty day.

myotherself -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 12:01:01 AM)
Last time someone told me they felt they were 'emitting a negative vibe' I told them they weren't - they were just a miserable twat and to feck off and irritate someone else. Sometimes I'm not as nice as I could be [:D]

Termyn8or -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 12:03:47 AM)
I wish you would elaborate on that. \ T

Aileen1968 -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 3:09:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff fucks you right up the ass! I just zipped in here because of this line. Oooh la la!

Level -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 3:21:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Keep it up!... the rest of us will thank you....:) Did I miss something? - LA I think he's suggesting you're like a bright ray of sunshine, and that the universe is headed for you with a wild, "it's buggerin' time" look in its eye [:D]

LadyAngelika -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 4:03:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Keep it up!... the rest of us will thank you....:) Did I miss something? - LA I think he's suggesting you're like a bright ray of sunshine, and that the universe is headed for you with a wild, "it's buggerin' time" look in its eye [:D] Well I guess he predicted right! You just have to look at the last thread I started in Ask A Mistress and that will prove him right! ;-) - LA

Louve00 -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 4:05:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff fucks you right up the ass! I just zipped in here because of this line. Oooh la la! hehe...thats what brought me to this thread too. I saw it scrolling up on "As the collar turns" Keep up the good posting, Jeffff [;)]

pahunkboy -> RE: Positive thoughts? (2/9/2010 5:49:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Louve00 quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff fucks you right up the ass! I just zipped in here because of this line. Oooh la la! hehe...thats what brought me to this thread too. I saw it scrolling up on "As the collar turns" Keep up the good posting, Jeffff [;)] I am not convinced. Where do I get a hands on demonstration?

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