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DarlingSavage -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 12:26:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Whew, I dunno.  That mess stuff's falling out of favor when used to help pelvic floor problems; it was causing a lot of infections.  How would that stuff react when you're getting your gazongas smashed flat as a pancake for a mammogram?

I've been thinking of an uplift myself.  I lost weight and hoped my tits would perk up a bit, but as a doc said "the 2 enemies of breasts are gravity and age"!!



You can try working out your pecs and that should help some, but probably not as much as you (or I) would like it to. Sadly, the only "cure" for this bodily malfunction is surgical. sigh

As for the mesh, it's still not available in the states. As far as I know, there have only been 600 procedures done and I think that's a little too soon to tell if it's going to work out long term or not. I'm guessing the FDA thinks so, too. However, wouldn't it be great if... I'm keeping my fingers crossed on this one.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 4:00:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

Sounds as if it might be formed out of the mesh stuff they use for hernia repairs.  


Looks like it too, but no thanks Firm.

zeph




TreasureKY -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 12:34:47 PM)

Oh sheesh, Firm... lol... And here I thought you said I have tits like an 18 year old.  [:D]

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Well, if you haven't given birth and nursed a couple kids, they probably are just fine. If you have and your tits were STILL perfect, you're just fucking lucky and I hate you!


Not so sure I'd agree.  I wouldn't call them perfect... or even close... but I've given birth and nursed three, and they ain't too bad for my age. 

Mom always said a good measure was if a pencil placed under your bare breast fell to the floor.  At nearly 50 and being a C cup, I figure I'm doing pretty good to still pass that test.  [;)]




DarlingSavage -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 1:04:56 PM)

Aren't you the lucky one! I haven't tried that test. I just look in the mirror. Guys like 'em pretty good, but I'm picky. I don't really care what they like, it's more about what I like and this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. Granted, they're better than what I started out with. But they're not PERFECT! I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul. What song is that from?




CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 1:09:30 PM)

I'll keep my natural sagging tahtties, thanks... I figure I'll have my daughter do decorative decopage on them with a tattoo needle to add them to existing collarbone/upper chest art, and that will be the end of that. Since they've already sagged, I don't have to worry about sagging ruining the line of the artwork any more, so I'm golden. *grins*




Missokyst -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 1:12:58 PM)

Why do I keep picturing MAD magazine and its famous 3 part fold back page?
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ORIGINAL: CallaFirestormBW

I'll keep my natural sagging tahtties, thanks... I figure I'll have my daughter do decorative decopage on them with a tattoo needle to add them to existing collarbone/upper chest art, and that will be the end of that. Since they've already sagged, I don't have to worry about sagging ruining the line of the artwork any more, so I'm golden. *grins*





CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 1:16:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

Why do I keep picturing MAD magazine and its famous 3 part fold back page?
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ORIGINAL: CallaFirestormBW

I'll keep my natural sagging tahtties, thanks... I figure I'll have my daughter do decorative decopage on them with a tattoo needle to add them to existing collarbone/upper chest art, and that will be the end of that. Since they've already sagged, I don't have to worry about sagging ruining the line of the artwork any more, so I'm golden. *grins*



Hmmm... the title of the magazine should make the answer to that question, in relation to me, pretty self explanatory... but I claim it and relish it. *grins*




sophia37 -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 4:26:39 PM)

I looked into that netting thing. So far Im not convinced I like it. Still considering the inserts tho. Saline not silicone. 




AquaticSub -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 4:40:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreasureKY

Mom always said a good measure was if a pencil placed under your bare breast fell to the floor.  At nearly 50 and being a C cup, I figure I'm doing pretty good to still pass that test.  [;)]


Ugh... when I was a H cup, full beer cans stayed under there.




LafayetteLady -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/10/2010 11:59:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika


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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Well, if you haven't given birth and nursed a couple kids, they probably are just fine. If you have and your tits were STILL perfect, you're just fucking lucky and I hate you!

Depends on the size actually. This probably holds true (pun intended) for anyone under a C cup. Higher than that, gravity has a way of messing with you a wee bit.

- LA


Size has nothing to do with it. Most smaller breasted women enjoy the increased size that comes during pregnancy and after from breast milk. Some women's breast remain larger, some shrink back to before, and I've even heard of some that end up smaller. But the increase in size, and also nursing will cause gravity to strike anything over an A cup.




DarlingSavage -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/11/2010 1:05:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

Size has nothing to do with it. Most smaller breasted women enjoy the increased size that comes during pregnancy and after from breast milk. Some women's breast remain larger, some shrink back to before, and I've even heard of some that end up smaller. But the increase in size, and also nursing will cause gravity to strike anything over an A cup.


I started out as a beautiful, perfect B cup. Wouldn't have changed them for the world. I ended up with droopy A cups that lay flat on my chest like pancakes, UGH! I'm now a C cup. They could be better, though. They're still not the right shape I'd like for them to be. That's why I'm hoping that these mesh things turn out to work. The teardrop implants have been known to turn upside down. But that was the implant that I originally wanted.




dovie -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/11/2010 6:43:02 AM)

roflmaooooooooo and spitting coffee...err, mine face due south these days!  LOL
dovie

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Well, if you haven't given birth and nursed a couple kids, they probably are just fine. If you have and your tits were STILL perfect, you're just fucking lucky and I hate you!




DarlingSavage -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/11/2010 9:27:35 AM)

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roflmaooooooooo and spitting coffee...err, mine face due south these days! LOL
dovie


We aims to please round here.




Vendaval -> RE: Women! Your final bra ...ever!? (2/12/2010 1:26:53 AM)

No thanks.  I am not a fan of cosmetic surgery in general and of putting alien probes in the body specifically.  Prepare to be assimilated, humans!




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