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Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 7:51:12 AM

kyuketsuki1977

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if you came with a warning label what would it say?

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 7:53:17 AM

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Internal ingredients volitile. Handle with care. LOL

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 8:35:39 AM

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WARNING: Girl in box is more complicated than she appears.

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 8:37:28 AM

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It doesnt suit me but I have always wanted this one:

Happy Fun Ball

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(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!

(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!

Get one Today

(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!

(corrections by Russell Schulz <[email protected]>)

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Top Document: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Commercial Parodies

Read more: http://www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/section-1.html#ixzz0f3clCqMg

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 8:38:16 AM

kyuketsuki1977

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Internal ingredients volitile. Handle with care. LOL

warning contents are hawt and may cause burns

thought I would help you out with translation HLP

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 8:48:23 AM

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Warning: Does not suffer from insanity but enjoys every minute of it

Warning : Object in the rear mirror is faster then it appears

Warning : Goes from sweet to Bitch in 0.2 sec

Warning : true redhead ...do I need to say more ??

( and of to afternoon classes I go

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 8:59:59 AM

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Once i had an office.
On the door a sign told;

WARNING
HIGHLY CAFFIENATED FAERY INSIDE

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Granting of Fae-Wishes VOID where prohibitededed.
Individual results may vary.

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 10:05:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kyuketsuki1977

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Internal ingredients volitile. Handle with care. LOL

warning contents are hawt and may cause burns

thought I would help you out with translation HLP

*giggles* Flatterer!

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 10:21:42 AM

Wolf2Bear

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Do Not Rile The Bear.

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Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 10:23:47 AM

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Warning: I have this uncontrollable urge to lick your sweet spot!
Warning: Brunette with blonde moments
Warning: Close contact with me or any of my friends may result in temporary or permanent insanity.

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 10:24:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

( and of to afternoon classes I go )

Wrong homonym Harley....should have used off.

You're welcome

lubs ya hahahaha

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Take the pain
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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 10:33:31 AM

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warning: contents may be addictive.

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Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 10:40:16 AM

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Warning: do not drive after ingesting. Yeah I am intoxicating...

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Namaste, bitches!

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 1:53:03 PM

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Warning: Do as you are told and you will be safe. Piss her off and all hell will break loose. When in doubt just say, "Yes, Dear."

Lady

ETA Yeah, not feeling particularly creative today. LOL!

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 1:59:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Do Not Rile The Bear.

damn so I guess coloring tha bear purple is out of the question ???

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 2:29:36 PM

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Petting will earn you cookies.
Tormenting wil earn you cookies.
Do NOT mistake petting and tormenting when in use. Doing so voids all warranties.

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 6:02:25 PM

kyuketsuki1977

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authentic goofball brand goof

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 6:12:08 PM

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Highly flammable

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 6:25:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Do Not Rile The Bear.

I thought that said "Do not ride the Bear" *that would suck*

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RE: Warning !!! - 2/9/2010 6:27:25 PM

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Warning: Kitty will hurt you.

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Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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