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ResidentSadist -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 3:07:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist But ... but... $850 for Texas slave seemed so realistic. You mean that was all fake? I'm crushed. Next thing ya' know, you are gonna' say those $1,200 Nigerian slaves are fake too! Bah - humbug! RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one. I haven't lived in Texas since the early 70s. But if they still grow them girls down there like they used to, I agree. Those Texas wimmens are some awesome nice hotties with the best curvy girl parts . . . big hair, big eyes, big lips, big boobs and big cowgirl hearts. I love those southern girls from Texas. <fades off into flashbacks of free love and sex in the 70s. Back when there were no deadly STDs and all the women in Texas were voluptuous and horny girly girls. Even the vanilla girls in Texas worshiped masculinity with respect to a high degree. Those respectful Texas girls were so appealing, so feminine and submissive, even vanilla girls could be quickly trained to satisfy to this ol’ Master. I loved the time I spent in Texas.>

sirsholly -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 3:08:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha Fast Reply: At the top of every email!!! Message Details DO NOT SEND MONEY TO OTHER USERS FOR ANY REASON! Read about Common Scams and Online Safety Information Note: Messages from Collarme.com will always have a gold border. All other messages are from users The scary part of all this VAA...there will always be some sap who will still send money and whine, bitch and complain about online scammers. sigh quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha I know. Support hears about it, trust me I would find it nearly impossible not to start a response with "Dear Dumb Ass..."

afterforever -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 3:12:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one. Everyone knows the Irish undercut everyone in the service industry. We'll build you a house for a sack of potatoes, we'll send you a slave for $600. I hear she's better fed and has perkier tits than the Nigerian variety, and for just half the price.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 3:57:50 AM)
quote: On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria! sigh RS you won't be needing the stamps....

DesFIP -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 4:17:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Without prey, there would be no predators. When people stop thinking they can buy a relationship, rather than be good relationship material, is when this kind of thing will cease. [sm=agree.gif] [sm=goodpost.gif]

Wolf2Bear -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 8:27:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: afterforever quote: ORIGINAL: Level RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one. Everyone knows the Irish undercut everyone in the service industry. We'll build you a house for a sack of potatoes, we'll send you a slave for $600. I hear she's better fed and has perkier tits than the Nigerian variety, and for just half the price. Don't forget the bottle of whiskey!

ResidentSadist -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 9:45:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: afterforever quote: ORIGINAL: Level RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one. Everyone knows the Irish undercut everyone in the service industry. We'll build you a house for a sack of potatoes, we'll send you a slave for $600. I hear she's better fed and has perkier tits than the Nigerian variety, and for just half the price. PURCHASE ORDER P.O. NUMBER: 1002111236 DATE: 2/11/10 SALESPERSON: afterforever REQUISITIONED BY: ResidentSadist SHIP TO: Hold for pick up TERMS: COD SPECIAL CONDITIONS: “perkier tits than the Nigerian variety” and must meet all USDA APHIS requirements. Quantiy______Description______Price_______________Total 1_____________House_________1 Sack O Taters_____1 Sack 3_____________Female Slaves___$600.00___________$1,800.00 Total Due: $1,800.00 + 1 Sack O Taters Approved By: ResidentSadist

ResidentSadist -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 9:49:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria! sigh RS you won't be needing the stamps.... You're right. I won't need stamps because the Irish ones come COD don't they?

rockspider -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 12:25:42 PM)
I wouldn't spend 850 $ on a Texan slave. Just imagine, when the box arrive and out pops George Bush. To horrible to contemplate [sm=tongue.gif]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 1:45:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria! sigh RS you won't be needing the stamps.... You're right. I won't need stamps because the Irish ones come COD don't they? I know that us Canadian ones do, not sure about the Irish ones. They are kinda expensive though. You could pick up a good Canuck slave for the price of a 6 pack of beer.

afterforever -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 1:52:45 PM)
Yeah but all Irish slaves come with a free bottle of whiskey. Irish whiskey, the best kind.

DarlingSavage -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 1:54:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rockspider I wouldn't spend 850 $ on a Texan slave. Just imagine, when the box arrive and out pops George Bush. To horrible to contemplate [sm=tongue.gif] George Bush is NOT from TEXAS! He was born in Connecticutt! signed, A true native

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 2:28:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: afterforever Yeah but all Irish slaves come with a free bottle of whiskey. Irish whiskey, the best kind. Seriously? So for the price of a sack of potatos, the dom gets a slave and a bottle of whiskey? Shit, I've gotta get me an Irish slave. This place is a dump anyway, I need someone to clean it.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 3:59:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria! sigh RS you won't be needing the stamps.... You're right. I won't need stamps because the Irish ones come COD don't they? I know that us Canadian ones do, not sure about the Irish ones. They are kinda expensive though. You could pick up a good Canuck slave for the price of a 6 pack of beer. Zephr...come with me for a walk....we need to talk...... A good Canadian slave are always found at Canadian Tire. Last time I checked, they were selling for a 12 pack of beer, 5 lbs of back bacon and a carton of smokes. If you through in a extra toque, you'll get a free extra large Tim Horton's coffee.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 4:31:34 PM)
quote: Zephr...come with me for a walk....we need to talk...... A good Canadian slave are always found at Canadian Tire. Last time I checked, they were selling for a 12 pack of beer, 5 lbs of back bacon and a carton of smokes. If you through in a extra toque, you'll get a free extra large Tim Horton's coffee. Hmmm the free Timmy's coffee is tempting but I think if I end up getting myself a slave to do my cleaning I'll go Irish. For a sack of potatos I get a slave AND a bottle of Irish whiskey. Better value. Besides back bacon is gross.

FukinTroll -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 7:12:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JaynJax It seems as if the e-whore business must be good on collarme, as I have noticed several listings all in a row from so called slaves in Grapevine, Texas...all with nearly the same profile, except with a different pic. Come on Guys, if you are going to post fake profiles, at least be creative about it. I saw one, that listed a female profile with a man showing in the video that was set up to be viewed. One girls pic is on about 5 different profiles...all seeking someone to relocate them as soon as possible. Your a fool if you send money to these fakes....because they are men pretending to be women. They are in the e-whore business to separate fools from their money. I'm kinda wonder'en if you typed this wuth rubber tits an a dress on.

DrkJourney -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 7:16:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I once met a woman who sent some guy in Nigeria, of all places 2000.00. needless to say, she was too stupid for me to date. Jeff you said you'd never tell[sm=river.gif]

Wolf2Bear -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 7:18:05 PM)
For a good time call 1-900-BLOWJOB. A service provided by the Man Whore. $3.99 per minute * International rates applicable

DrkJourney -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 7:19:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Without prey, there would be no predators. When people stop thinking they can buy a relationship, rather than be good relationship material, is when this kind of thing will cease. oooook, I won't send any money...hold on...I'll go get my card. hey, since I'm not all that far I could go and pick up, that's gotta save a lot on shipping right? wonder if they have a drive thru window[sm=idea.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme (2/11/2010 7:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear For a good time call 1-900-BLOWJOB. A service provided by the Man Whore. $3.99 per minute * International rates applicable My alt profile is Dolamite.

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