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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 3:07:03 AM   
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But ... but... $850 for Texas slave seemed so realistic. You mean that was all fake? I'm crushed. Next thing ya' know, you are gonna' say those $1,200 Nigerian slaves are fake too! Bah - humbug!


RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one.

I haven't lived in Texas since the early 70s. But if they still grow them girls down there like they used to, I agree. Those Texas wimmens are some awesome nice hotties with the best curvy girl parts . . . big hair, big eyes, big lips, big boobs and big cowgirl hearts. I love those southern girls from Texas.

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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 3:08:05 AM   
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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 3:12:49 AM   
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RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one.


Everyone knows the Irish undercut everyone in the service industry. We'll build you a house for a sack of potatoes, we'll send you a slave for $600. I hear she's better fed and has perkier tits than the Nigerian variety, and for just half the price.

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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 3:57:50 AM   
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On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria!


*sigh* RS you won't be needing the stamps....


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 4:17:04 AM   
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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 8:27:16 AM   
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RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one.


Everyone knows the Irish undercut everyone in the service industry. We'll build you a house for a sack of potatoes, we'll send you a slave for $600. I hear she's better fed and has perkier tits than the Nigerian variety, and for just half the price.


Don't forget the bottle of whiskey!


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 9:45:04 AM   
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RS, it's a sad day when one can get scammed for more money on an undernourished Nigerian slave, than a nice, cornfed, big haired Texas one.


Everyone knows the Irish undercut everyone in the service industry. We'll build you a house for a sack of potatoes, we'll send you a slave for $600. I hear she's better fed and has perkier tits than the Nigerian variety, and for just half the price.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 9:49:54 AM   
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On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria!

*sigh* RS you won't be needing the stamps....

You're right. I won't need stamps because the Irish ones come COD don't they?


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 12:25:42 PM   
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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 1:45:04 PM   
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On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria!

*sigh* RS you won't be needing the stamps....

You're right. I won't need stamps because the Irish ones come COD don't they?



I know that us Canadian ones do, not sure about the Irish ones. They are kinda expensive though. You could pick up a good Canuck slave for the price of a 6 pack of beer.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 1:52:45 PM   
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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 1:54:25 PM   
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I wouldn't spend 850 $ on a Texan slave. Just imagine, when the box arrive and out pops George Bush. To horrible to contemplate



George Bush is NOT from TEXAS! He was born in Connecticutt!

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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 2:28:33 PM   
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Yeah but all Irish slaves come with a free bottle of whiskey. Irish whiskey, the best kind.


Seriously? So for the price of a sack of potatos, the dom gets a slave and a bottle of whiskey? Shit, I've gotta get me an Irish slave. This place is a dump anyway, I need someone to clean it.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 3:59:26 PM   
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On our walk, we need to stop at the post office. I need stamps, you woudln't believe the postage fees for NIgeria!

*sigh* RS you won't be needing the stamps....

You're right. I won't need stamps because the Irish ones come COD don't they?



I know that us Canadian ones do, not sure about the Irish ones. They are kinda expensive though. You could pick up a good Canuck slave for the price of a 6 pack of beer.



Zephr...come with me for a walk....we need to talk......

A good Canadian slave are always found at Canadian Tire. Last time I checked, they were selling for a 12 pack of beer, 5 lbs of back bacon and a carton of smokes. If you through in a extra toque, you'll get a free extra large Tim Horton's coffee.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 4:31:34 PM   
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Zephr...come with me for a walk....we need to talk......

A good Canadian slave are always found at Canadian Tire. Last time I checked, they were selling for a 12 pack of beer, 5 lbs of back bacon and a carton of smokes. If you through in a extra toque, you'll get a free extra large Tim Horton's coffee.


Hmmm the free Timmy's coffee is tempting but I think if I end up getting myself a slave to do my cleaning I'll go Irish. For a sack of potatos I get a slave  AND a bottle of Irish whiskey. Better value. Besides back bacon is gross.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 7:12:23 PM   
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It seems as if the e-whore business must be good on collarme, as I have noticed several listings all in a row from so called slaves in
Grapevine, Texas...all with nearly the same profile, except with a different pic. Come on Guys, if you are going to post fake profiles, at least be creative about it. I saw one, that listed a female profile with a man showing in the video that was set up to be viewed. One girls pic is on about 5 different profiles...all seeking someone to relocate them as soon as possible. Your a fool if you send money to these fakes....because they are men pretending to be women. They are in the e-whore business to separate fools from their money.



I'm kinda wonder'en if you typed this wuth rubber tits an a dress on.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 7:16:22 PM   
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I once met a woman who sent some guy in Nigeria, of all places 2000.00.

needless to say, she was too stupid for me to date.


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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 7:18:05 PM   
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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 7:19:58 PM   
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Without prey, there would be no predators.  When people stop thinking they can buy a relationship, rather than be good relationship material, is when this kind of thing will cease.


oooook, I won't send any money...hold on...I'll go get my card.

hey, since I'm not all that far I could go and pick up, that's gotta save a lot on shipping right?

wonder if they have a drive thru window

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RE: The e-whore business must be good on collarme - 2/11/2010 7:20:39 PM   
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