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domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/12/2010 12:54:17 PM)
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ORIGINAL: aliceswondrland
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I have decided to put up a profile.
But I don't feel like writing it. We at Domiguy Industries have been at the forefront of PRD for quite sometime now, but I guess there is some sort of a conflict of interest if I were to utilize the technology for my benefit. I guess the government considers it to be paramount to insider trading.
Oh well.
If you can help out with any ideas that might enable me to grease the gums and knees and bind the wrists without a whole lot of effort it would be greatly appreciated.
I'm just not sure if I should start with internet prick or misogynist?
Help.
Neither. Give up- the idea of you getting a woman, it's hopeless. [sm=boohoo.gif]
That's exactly what I was thinking. This is exactly why I must have others create the perfect profile for me. When you take into consideration my tremendously impaired ability to communicate when coupled with my complete lack of tact you have a recipe that calls for countless lonely nights of jerking off.
This is where my new profile will come to my rescue. It will do all of my talking for me. Everything that a sub needs to know and how to act will be included in this profile. She will be required to memorize it article by article. The beauty of this is that nothing is left to chance. I can't fail. No sub will be immune to my advances.
So alice, you better hurry and get a number. Don't want you to crack under the grief of holding ticket #1042 while I am currently serving #24. The wait and anticipation is surely more than you could bear.
You, along with so many others, will be mine.
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