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domiguy -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:04:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Dear Domiguy...
Why does my ass hurt?

Aileen


He probably got drunk and fell down.




heartcream -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:16:47 PM)

Dear Domiguy,

Why did Aileen post a cool new picture but hide her profile so all one can see is the thumbnail?

~Hellen




Marc2b -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:17:31 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Dear Domiguy...
Why does my ass hurt?

Aileen


He probably got drunk and fell down.



I saw this on the Marquee and just swung by to say...

[sm=rofl.gif]

And thanks for the laugh.




sweetboundesire -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:33:00 PM)

wow. i didn't realize you were so famous, oh Domi-Master of the Collar Me universe!

lol, really, here I thought i was unique to enjoy your rude, unabashed, dickhead like comments that make these threads entertaining....

now i feel so unimportant, like looking to the heavens on a starlite summer night...so tiny and insignificant, gazing at the Domiguy constilation in the sky...saying "hey! is that Domiguys cock or is it a mighty sword!???"


lol...you are appreciated, by the masses....now take care of your massive hard on and thank your fans! [8D]




domiguy -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:33:04 PM)

I cannot see how participating in such a totally self serving thread will benefit anyone....All of my answers will be of the caliber of "He probably got drunk and fell down."

It is best to save our energies to mock and belittle those posters asking serious questions who think that their moronic escapades or thoughts actually deserve an honest response. The ones who really wonder why their ass hurts and then several posts later admit that when they bend they can see just a hint of a puppy's tail sticking out of it.

If I continue to participate on this thread I will surely water myself down and will become the Erma Bombeck of CM. Just some lame chick routinely throwing out garbage that only the dull and dead minded could ever enjoy. Inevitably I will contract some sort of a kidney disease and die at the age of 72.

Is this what you want?

Erma Bombeck quotes:

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

--------------------------------------

Oh Erma, you worthless bitch. Rot in Hell you fucking cunt.




domiguy -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:45:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetboundesire

wow. i didn't realize you were so famous, oh Domi-Master of the Collar Me universe!

lol, really, here I thought i was unique to enjoy your rude, unabashed, dickhead like comments that make these threads entertaining....

now i feel so unimportant, like looking to the heavens on a starlite summer night...so tiny and insignificant, gazing at the Domiguy constilation in the sky...saying "hey! is that Domiguys cock or is it a mighty sword!???"


lol...you are appreciated, by the masses....now take care of your massive hard on and thank your fans! [8D]
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The collective appreciation from all of my "fans" wouldn't buy a guy a shitty condom in a gas station washroom.

Until you you fuckers start putting out, what's the point?




domiguy -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:49:41 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: heartcream

Dear Domiguy,

Why did Aileen post a cool new picture but hide her profile so all one can see is the thumbnail?

~Hellen


Shore probably killed her and is keeping her profile open....Every now and then he probably digs up some old photo of aileen covering her stanky gash and will throw it out here to confuse the masses

Don't be surprised if in a week or two aileen's profile mysteriously reappears and she is looking for a sister slave.

That Shorebound ain't stupid.




domiguy -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:51:07 PM)

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck


I can't do this.




Marc2b -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 8:57:33 PM)

I can see not wanting to be tied down to one thread for the amusement of others and for no material gain - but still, that was fucking funny. The fact that my clock is stuck at twenty after four in the afternoon may have helped.




chicagosub4u -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:06:15 PM)

Dear DomiGuy - Help us understand the enormous pressures of being an internet prick / icon. Will you start making inappropriate comments to national magazines or fucking Jessica Simpson (ala John Mayer). Inquiring minds want to know...




Marc2b -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:08:38 PM)

quote:

Dear DomiGuy - Help us understand the enormous pressures of being an internet prick / icon. Will you start making inappropriate comments to national magazines or fucking Jessica Simpson (ala John Mayer). Inquiring minds want to know...


Man, you are poking a sleeping tiger, newbie.

Take your time, Domi. I'll wait.
[sm=popcorn.gif]




juliaoceania -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:09:45 PM)

Dear Domi,

How can I get my own advice thread?


Signed,
Know-it-all in LA




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:14:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Dear Domi,

How can I get my own advice thread?


Signed,
Know-it-all in LA



Bribes. I take bribes.[;)]




chicagosub4u -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:22:50 PM)

Not trying to provoke - but rather trying to understad the serious issues that are encountered by every prick / icon,

For the record...DomiGuy has called himself an "internet prick". I am simply using his nomenclature.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:34:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chicagosub4u

Not trying to provoke - but rather trying to understad the serious issues that are encountered by every prick / icon,

For the record...DomiGuy has called himself an "internet prick". I am simply using his nomenclature.


Waves hi to chisub4internetpricks. I think that this might be a discussion topic for the 18th. Unfortunately I won't be able to attend but I look forward to the interview and published minutes that comes from it.

smooches.




domiguy -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:51:26 PM)

I'm tired and kind of beat.

I should be getting a robust back rub and blow job.. but no, Here I sit in front of a computer on a Friday night. Which is fine. Didn't feel like going out.

Maybe realone could take this over.

Julia is very smart. But is far too nice.


Chicagosub4u...I am much nicer in person. I can be a dick off screen but it has to be the right set of circumstances. That is one of the glories of a real world life is that you get to choose the people you hang out with and the conversations you take part in.

This place can be, to say the least, kind of a head scratcher at times.

Did I mention that I am glad that Erma Bombeck is dead?




Marc2b -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:52:36 PM)

quote:

For the record...DomiGuy has called himself an "internet prick". I am simply using his nomenclature.


Alright, alright! He's a prick! Ya happy?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 9:56:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I cannot see how participating in such a totally self serving thread will benefit anyone....All of my answers will be of the caliber of "He probably got drunk and fell down."

It is best to save our energies to mock and belittle those posters asking serious questions who think that their moronic escapades or thoughts actually deserve an honest response. The ones who really wonder why their ass hurts and then several posts later admit that when they bend they can see just a hint of a puppy's tail sticking out of it.

If I continue to participate on this thread I will surely water myself down and will become the Erma Bombeck of CM. Just some lame chick routinely throwing out garbage that only the dull and dead minded could ever enjoy. Inevitably I will contract some sort of a kidney disease and die at the age of 72.

Is this what you want?

Erma Bombeck quotes:

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

--------------------------------------

Oh Erma, you worthless bitch. Rot in Hell you fucking cunt.


Hey, its your fuckin fault for getting all prolific on us. You can thank or spank me for it later.




Marc2b -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 10:15:42 PM)

In defense of Erma Bombeck I have to say that I have noticed that the first piece of luggage on the carousel doesn't belong to anyone. Very strange, that.

Other than that though... yeah... she was kind of lame. I'm sure bored housewives and overwrought mothers found her funny.




juliaoceania -> RE: Dear DomiGuy (2/12/2010 10:17:34 PM)

quote:

Did I mention that I am glad that Erma Bombeck is dead?


yes, I knew this, but I loved her man, I truly loved her... I had several of her books... Man... she had the angst of womanhood down cold




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