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What messages do you get that really want you to smack ... - 2/11/2010 8:56:52 PM   
winterlight


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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/11/2010 9:03:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Defintely the got a pic one. Along with the messages from East Overshoe Egypt that say "I'm in your area frequently for business". I've run across precisely 2 people in which that was actually true.

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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 2:45:54 AM   
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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 3:03:33 AM   
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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 5:39:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Got one the other day that said "so, are you owned?". My profile says happily collared sub, if that isn't clue enough then let me slap you around the head with a clue by four.

Some people just can't read.

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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 5:59:37 AM   
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That does it for me!

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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 6:35:11 AM   
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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 6:41:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Holly sent me one once that made me want to bury her in snow.
 
Something about a meatloaf giveaway...

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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 1:08:44 PM   
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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 1:16:43 PM   
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RE: What messages do you get that really want you to sm... - 2/12/2010 2:02:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

Holly sent me one once that made me want to bury her in snow.
 
Something about a meatloaf giveaway...


Now..I was about to say "no message can achieve that...".

Because usually whatever comes...if I don't like it I just shrug it off...if someone thinks it is great to insult me for no reason due to lack of intelligence to read my comment without prejudice behind it, or if someone thinks they would like me to watch them to piss in a pot...I am quite tolerant...if someone does not get it, or does not read or is happy to put people down for no reason....well fine...its an open board, so there are lots of idiots you can be contacted from...

HOWEVER, yes EbonyWood, I got a similar email and there I had such a little sensation in my fingers...not from innocent Holly...in my case it was from MadAxeman....telling me that I should not worry about the wildlife at my potential Dom...because after all...they have sensitive noses and once they smell my german cooking they would run as far away as possible anyway...he got me the feeling to wish to slap him...

apart from that, someone I barely know can't achieve that really easily as quite frankly I don't bother too much about trolls...they are like the ticks from my cats...just bin them and thats it.

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