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Kana -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:10:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Me, I am more realistic. I want a guy who looks like Hugh Jackman crossed with Antonio Sabato Jr., well dressed, with an IQ of a genius, who is 10 years younger than me, 6'2", with a deep voice, 9 inch cock, long tongue, a total Dom who does whatever I say, adores me so much he writes me poetry all day and fucks me all night long, loves my parents, does the laundry, the food shopping, likes to go shopping with me, makes me laugh, loves my friends, hates sports, cooks, is kinky as hell and never farts in bed. I don't care what his job is, but he needs to have a lot of money and not be a workaholic, so he could be there for me whenever I need him. He will celebrate all our anniversaries, not just Valentine's Day and send me flowers every Friday. I don't understand why I have not found him yet....do you think I should relax my standards? Joins myotherself and wanders away dejected.... Just nine inches? Damn. Disqualified on a technicality.

LanceHughes -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:12:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: itachipain Im 23 and i need a slave that is 25 or younfer any heigth and under 128 if intrested [mod edit address removed] < Message edited by ModeratorSixteen -- 2/12/2010 12:57:40 AM > I'm sitting here wondering what Mod16 edited out?

Jeffff -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:13:38 AM)
You could stop by the house in the summertime and throw him one! Bring a bottle of Jamisons Jeff

sexyred1 -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:15:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Me, I am more realistic. I want a guy who looks like Hugh Jackman crossed with Antonio Sabato Jr., well dressed, with an IQ of a genius, who is 10 years younger than me, 6'2", with a deep voice, 9 inch cock, long tongue, a total Dom who does whatever I say, adores me so much he writes me poetry all day and fucks me all night long, loves my parents, does the laundry, the food shopping, likes to go shopping with me, makes me laugh, loves my friends, hates sports, cooks, is kinky as hell and never farts in bed. I don't care what his job is, but he needs to have a lot of money and not be a workaholic, so he could be there for me whenever I need him. He will celebrate all our anniversaries, not just Valentine's Day and send me flowers every Friday. I don't understand why I have not found him yet....do you think I should relax my standards? Joins myotherself and wanders away dejected.... Just nine inches? Damn. Disqualified on a technicality. Hey, it's not the long jump in the Olympics here. I can compromise on inches. Just not girth.

Kana -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:16:48 AM)
OOOoooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, So after all these years, a crack in the lace armor appears and one bold woman, the Rosa Parks of TTTWD, admits size does matter!

sexyred1 -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:20:47 AM)
Are you kidding? I don't know what women you have been speaking to, but size matters to most of us. We just don't mention it to you guys. But we do call each other up after and ask, so, how big was it? (at least we did in the old days, now...more discreet.) [;)]

Kana -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:24:59 AM)
Grins Now you just take cell phone camera shots!

sexyred1 -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:28:47 AM)
Oh no! A Lady never blows and tells....[;)]

Kana -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:34:50 AM)
Just blows, goes, and shows.

sexyred1 -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:36:49 AM)
Well, after I blow, they don't usually want me to go.... (god that sounds like Mae West talking, lol)

Kana -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:39:46 AM)
As if you have any say in the matter ~grins an evil grin~

sexyred1 -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:43:08 AM)
Meanie.[:'(]

Kana -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:48:33 AM)
Master of the obvious. That's me. (Which, come to think of it, would be a good handle-just need a slut named obvious.)

LanceHughes -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:55:58 AM)
I'm teaching my current sub to deep throat, because I can. Can give him enuff meat to practice on, that is. Girth seems to be a problem for them all, until this one recently got full lower AND upper plates. Long time since I've had a hum job, so waiting for the kneel... er, heal is something I'm willing to do. LOL! Craig's List (in male-on-male action category) OFTEN uses the phrase "blow and go" and they mean it. Regards, "Lance is Huge" er,........ Lance Hughes <Daddy left me more than his name.> P.S. Speaking of patronyms.... mine, when scrammbled is "Long Hard."

mnottertail -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:57:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Ron, don't sell yourself short. You possess the humor, intellect, listen skills and Domliness I am seeking, but alas, I cannot live in MN, too cold for my delicate sensibilities. listening. Yeah, that is the first time I ever heard the oneliner about the Minnesota thing here... For those of you who know nothing of Minnesota whatsoever or that have only seen it thru the eyes of the movie 'Fargo', we do have running water and electricity, unlike some of you people on the mid-atlantic seaboard nowadays.

sexyred1 -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/12/2010 8:59:24 AM)
Ron...kidding??? People make fun New Jersey all the time, so why would MN be off limits? Oh, and I have been to Minnesota quite a number of times on business, I used to work for a company whose corporate office was there.

winterlight -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/13/2010 8:34:51 AM)
Tongue = Gene Simmons?

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Master in need of a Slave (2/13/2010 8:37:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes I'm teaching my current sub to deep throat, because I can. Can give him enuff meat to practice on, that is. Girth seems to be a problem for them all, until this one recently got full lower AND upper plates. Long time since I've had a hum job, so waiting for the kneel... er, heal is something I'm willing to do. LOL! Craig's List (in male-on-male action category) OFTEN uses the phrase "blow and go" and they mean it. Regards, "Lance is Huge" er,........ Lance Hughes <Daddy left me more than his name.> P.S. Speaking of patronyms.... mine, when scrammbled is "Long Hard." :::::::THUUUUUUUD:::::::

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