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OrionAndi -> The virgin on the plane... (2/12/2010 10:00:09 AM)
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So we're over the Atlantic and hitting heavy turbulence. The beautiful young lady beside me is getting ever increasingly agitated and despite my best efforts to comfort and reassure her, she finally flies into a panic.
She screams that's 18 and doesn't want to die a virgin.
Finally I realise she's gonna get restrained by the aircrew so I stand up, take of my shirt revealing my manly hunk-of-sex-god chest, look her deeply in the eye with my steely glance and ask her,
"Do you REALLY want to know what it feels like to be a real woman and real wife"
"Yes" she replies, trembling with both fear and excitement.
So I say...
"Well iron this, bring me a beer and MAKE MY FUCKING DINNER, BITCH!!!!"
Orion [sm=dancer.gif]
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