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shadow731 -> where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:11:33 PM)
hello...i am new on collarme and fairly new to BDSM...so far i have been extremely disappointed with this site :( the mail and replies i have received have been from "Bots"...they all say exactly the same thing(word for word!) and are looking for money. i may be new on here but i am not stupid. can someone please help me out and explain how this works and how i can find someone real!? thanks![/font]

Jeffff -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:13:04 PM)
Have a seat sparky. Some one will be along to help you shortly! MistressJeff

mnottertail -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:17:14 PM)
In Camino Real, of course. Fuckin' D U H...

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:19:31 PM)
I'm fake. Sorry, can't help you. Although there is a link in my signature that some supposedly real ladies put together. Feel free to click on it. But who knows, they might all be fake too. [8\|]

mnottertail -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:21:23 PM)
C'mon down to Wormboys Real Mistress warehouse!!!! It's positively raining dominatrixes in here!!!!! right on the corner, right on the price!!!!!

kyuketsuki1977 -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:27:33 PM)
sings post post post post.... posta a post posta post take a seat post an introduction let people know about you look around find a corner that you like post there too most of all patience grasshopper.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 2:30:42 PM)
Patience grasshopper....I swear these new crop of subs failed to learn that one simple fact. It's a well known fact that all REAL Mistress are lining up to suck Ron's cock. The others are out shopping at Dom Depot. Please check the yellow pages for the nearest store in your area ~Bear...the wannbe Mistress~

stella41b -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 3:08:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shadow731 can someone please help me out and explain how this works and how i can find someone real!? thanks! Has nobody explained this to you? Did you post in Introduce Yourself? Haven't you received the message in purple letters? The bots are there for a reason. They are there to piss you off. You must not let them piss you off but instead ignore them. You need to be posting frequently in the Ask A Mistress section, starting threads which please the Mistresses there like the many other enlightened male submissives on this site. Three of the Mistresses, and I'm not allowed to say which, have 'special powers' and if they decide you please the Mistresses in the Ask A Mistress section they will remove the bots and replace them with contact from genuine Mistresses. These Mistresses act like Fairy Godmothers and they take special care of all new male submissives who sign up to this site. If you go to the Ask A Mistress section you will find many male submissives posting there, asking questions and doing their utmost to please the Mistresses there. Some of them have actually made contact with and met their Mistresses, some are even owned by their Mistresses and are living in a very happy relationships. Also you need to watch out for any message which bears the words 'fruit cake'. On no account must you reply to this message. Three submissives did, and two of them are still recovering. Welcome to the boards, welcome to this site, and remember the above.

LaTigresse -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 3:22:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shadow731 hello...i am new on collarme and fairly new to BDSM...so far i have been extremely disappointed with this site :( the mail and replies i have received have been from "Bots"...they all say exactly the same thing(word for word!) and are looking for money. i may be new on here but i am not stupid. can someone please help me out and explain how this works and how i can find someone real!? thanks![/font] Well COOL!!!!! We haven't had one of these for a few days!

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 3:33:28 PM)
OP...Down the hall, third door on the left. All the weal Dommes are hanging out in there. Stella...have I told you lately how much I fucking adore you. I do. I twuly twuly do.

CarrieO -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 3:58:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shadow731 hello...i am new on collarme and fairly new to BDSM...so far i have been extremely disappointed with this site :( That's too bad. I guess it's a good thing this is a free site and you didn't lose any money on a membership...cup half full versus half empty sort of thing, ya know. the mail and replies i have received have been from "Bots"...they all say exactly the same thing(word for word!) and are looking for money. Have been able to locate the "delete" button? It really comes in handy for moments such as these. There's another one, the "block" button...you might want to make use of that also. i may be new on here but i am not stupid. Yes...you are. New, that is. can someone please help me out and explain how this works and how i can find someone real!? thanks! Well, much like walking into a party with a group of people you don't know but hopeful that one or two will have some similar interests so you can converse. Generally, you start with an introduction...on the boards, you would do that by posting on the "Introduce Yourself" forum. On the other side of CM, you would start with a well written, interesting profile that would reflect who you are in a good light, keeping in mind not to give too much away about any desperation you might be feeling about your current relationship/social status. It's important to make a good first impression. After that...oh sheesh, just take a look at the link Domin8tingUrDrmz posted. I've looked at your profile and to be honest there's a couple things that stand out...and not in a good way...for me. First, the rant. "ONLY REPLY IF YOU ARE REAL AND WANT TO HELP ME BECOME A SLAVE"....your caps, not mine...seriously? Then you make note of an online mistress you had and the things she made you do and you have cybering (listed as an expert, no less) as something you live for and you're wondering why you get "bot" email? Seriously? You get from any experience what you put into it. Have a look at this link... http://www.collarchat.com/m_1717756/mpage_1/tm.htm it might help. Yes, it was written by a Dom but what he says is good advice for anyone.

thishereboi -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 4:04:37 PM)
You've been on here for 24 hours and you haven't found anyone yet? What the hell is wrong with this place? Man, I wouldn't put up with that chit.

xxblushesxx -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 4:09:50 PM)
lol Had enough OP? Honestly, any free site that has people hooking up and meeting up will have fakes. This is the real world. Now, since you can already tell who are the fakes, (by their fake pics and their obvious perfection) take your time and get to know some of the genuine people here. The truth is, there are a lot more male subs than female dommes. Therefore, you will have to draw attention to yourself, the same way vanilla men do; with your genuineness, your honesty, your humour, your wit and your charm. (although success is also welcomed!) So take your time, take a deep breath, relax, and get to know everyone for the people that they are. Let them know you for who you are...not a sub/slave but the person you are. This really works!

ResidentSadist -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 4:55:22 PM)
DING DING DING DING DING DING Congratulations, you are the millioneth person to post a fakers thread this week. You win the prize and get a free, real live insta-Domme. The fact this web free site didn’t get your rocks off and hook you up with a Domme the first day you joined . . . and you felt compelled to make a post telling us how “extremely disappointed with this site” you are, just doesn’t bode well for you. If you haven’t guessed by the sarcasm in many replies, the internet, not just this free service site, is full of fakers and scams. Fortunately, CollarMe is also jammed packed with tons of real Dommes too, thousands and thousands of them. So, like the aardvark said so accurately advised, "have a seat", give it time, learn to set up your search & compatibility filters and STFU like a good boy until some real Mistress gives you permission to speak again. ps. and invest some time in writing a profile that has some appeal. A profile full of complaints will get you nowhere. . . . you sure complain and cry a lot. You aren't related to Tappedxcookies?

DarkSteven -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 5:16:37 PM)
1. Your post seems to state that the purpose of collarme is to find you a Domme. No, it's not - it's many things to many people, but it's at best a place for you to go to find a Domme. Note the difference - all it provides is the venue. It's your responsibility to work it properly. 2. You're "extremely disappointed in this site?" For God's sake, man, what are you trying to do? A more mature person would have asked "What can I do differently?" You have just telegraphed to every Domme (and Dom, sub, and switch, for that matter) that you expect to have things served to you and that you will whine if they're not to your satisfaction. Dommes tend not to like that kind of attitude. The last sentence of your post is much better. It asks for help in doing things differently. The third paragraph of your profile is an undisciplined rant, which closes by requesting that bots and scammers pass you by. Ain't gonna happen - learn to live with them and ignore them. Your profile then says that you miss being a bottom. That is NOT the same thing as being a submissive. A bottom is a sub only in the bedroom - a sub is a submissive everywhere. Nothing wrong with either, but most lifestyle Dommes want a sub. Finally, your profile doesn't make it clear whether you want another online relationship, or if you want to move into real life.

blondie17033 -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 5:35:08 PM)
Hmmm........I was just thinking "Where are all the REAL subs"! I've found that most of the male "subs" on here are really whiney bottoms that can't understand why all the Domme's don't run to them begging to cater to their fetish's! For free too,of course - they hate those nasty "Pro Domme's". Kinda like all the men posting to Craig's List Casual Encounters - looking for "hot" women to come blow them for free, NSA, etc.

DesFIP -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 6:05:42 PM)
http://www.louisvillemunch.com/ Go there. Meet real people. Make friends. Get a reputation as a good guy not a creep. Proceed like in any other social group.

lovingpet -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 6:21:35 PM)
A post that's been cross posted instead of an OP... interesting TOS issue. I'm just a fightin the system. LOL May I just point out that is it isn't enough just to find a mistress. You have to avail yourself to her as someone she would want in her life and be pleased to own. You have to be someone who will enhance her life. With this kind of nonsense you are posting, I don't know if you are capable of projecting the necessary image. There's lots of fish in the sea. She wants to know why you are the one she should take home and put in the bowl. lovingpet

cloudboy -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 8:54:59 PM)
Some report that they get better results on fetlife.

KatyLied -> RE: where are the REAL Mistresses?? (2/12/2010 9:24:32 PM)
Being negative will likely draw more negativity to you. If you are on the internet, you will need to learn who to deal with (ignore) bots and scammers. You find someone extraordinary by being extraordinary yourself.

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