RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud

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juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 8:08:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sanity "Stay on topic" she says. Then almost immediately, she delves into this... [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: "two wetsuits and a dildo" A new situation comedy: quote: [image]http://agitprop.typepad.com/agitprop/images/2007/10/09/1008072inside1.jpg[/image] Obscure GOP Pervert of the Week I think it's safe to assume this guy was a Republican: An Alabama minister who died in June of ‘accidental mechanical asphyxia’ was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.” He also had a dildo up his ass, but it was wearing a condom. And the pastor, Gary Aldridge, once worked for Jerry Falwell. Roll on Cocktober! And surprise! The fundies don't understand the meaning of "autoerotic". http://agitprop.typepad.com/agitprop/2007/10/obscure-gop-p-1.html Grow a sense of humor, it was partially with my tongue in cheek when I told him to "stay on topic" as this topic was already covered on another thread... geesh

juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 8:09:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AnimusRex I told ya, I said, YOU DON'T WANNA GO THERE! He rarely listens to us, even though it is at his own disadvantage that he ignores us....

thornhappy -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 8:20:24 PM)
Damn, how the hell do you get 2 wetsuits on? That must've taken a gallon of lube!

Marc2b -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 8:44:15 PM)
quote: Damn, how the hell do you get 2 wetsuits on? That must've taken a gallon of lube! And face mask! And diving gloves and slippers! Then he hogtied himself! And all while he had a dildo up his ass? I'm telling ya, somebody else had to be there! Somebody had a very awkward moment. Gary?... uhm, Gary?... oh shit. I think it's time I left now.

juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 8:46:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Damn, how the hell do you get 2 wetsuits on? That must've taken a gallon of lube! And face mask! And diving gloves and slippers! Then he hogtied himself! And all while he had a dildo up his ass? I'm telling ya, somebody else had to be there! Somebody had a very awkward moment. Gary?... uhm, Gary?... oh shit. I think it's time I left now. There was a thread in gen discussion with someone asking for self bondage ideas... perhaps I should drop the link to this story on that thread (oh I am sooooo bad)

thornhappy -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:18:30 PM)
Oh, you are a naughty naughty woman! And Marc, I'm thinking the same...bondage gone bad, time to bail!

Marc2b -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:26:53 PM)
quote: There was a thread in gen discussion with someone asking for self bondage ideas... perhaps I should drop the link to this story on that thread (oh I am sooooo bad) I dunno. I am vacilating here between laughing at the absurdity of it all and trying to be respectful of the dead. Can you imagine what his last thoughts were as he died? Oh man, I'm going to have some 'splaining to do to Jesus!

subrob1967 -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:28:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Wow! I thought folks only drank from navels! * buttcracks. ewwwww * Oh, human beings are so much more creative than you give us credit for.... Although I would stick with the navel thing Stay on topic...

Marc2b -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:29:23 PM)
quote: Oh, you are a naughty naughty woman! And Marc, I'm thinking the same...bondage gone bad, time to bail! I see it was over two years ago. I wonder if there was an investigation? My bet? The church secretary.

thornhappy -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:38:26 PM)
I was thinking more muscle would be involved...how about the groundskeeper?

EbonyWood -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:49:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy I was thinking more muscle would be involved...how about the groundskeeper? Ahem. Willy?

juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 9:53:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subrob1967 quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Wow! I thought folks only drank from navels! * buttcracks. ewwwww * Oh, human beings are so much more creative than you give us credit for.... Although I would stick with the navel thing Stay on topic... We have to be topical here

Marc2b -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:03:11 PM)
quote: I was thinking more muscle would be involved...how about the groundskeeper? No reason why the secretary can't be male. He was probably some young man who turned to Jesus to cure him of his "dirty" homosexual thoughts - but found the minister instead. Oh man, now I'm being nasty.

juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:03:17 PM)
quote: I dunno. I am vacilating here between laughing at the absurdity of it all and trying to be respectful of the dead. Can you imagine what his last thoughts were as he died? Oh man, I'm going to have some 'splaining to do to Jesus! I think he thought he had died and gone to heaven seeing that this sort of death brings on Euphoria, etc, which is why people do it this sort of thing in the first place.... Very very dangerous stuff.

Marc2b -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:05:21 PM)
quote: Ahem. Willy? Oh dear God. The thought of Willy the Groundskeeper involved in a BDSM scene of any kind (be he dom or sub) is just to funny to contemplate.

EbonyWood -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:08:30 PM)
2 wetsuits...and a kilt? Hmmm.

Marc2b -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:09:34 PM)
quote: I think he thought he had died and gone to heaven seeing that this sort of death brings on Euphoria, etc, which is why people do it this sort of thing in the first place.... Very very dangerous stuff. Ya, on the serious side, self asphyxiation ranks very high on the stupidity ladder. I was a typical teenager (in that I thought I knew everything but didn’t know anything) – but even I wasn’t crazy enough to ever try that. ETA: it is so much easier to get a buzz with a little herb.

juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:21:37 PM)
quote: ETA: it is so much easier to get a buzz with a little herb. I do not know about you, but I never stuck a dildo up my ass while wearing two wetsuits in an effort to get "high"... perhaps I am out of touch with what young people are doing these days though?

juliaoceania -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:29:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood 2 wetsuits...and a kilt? Hmmm. "The Simpsons: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (#5.19)" (1994) Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease? Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do. Groundskeeper Willie: [rips open his shirt] Then grease me up woman! Lunchlady Doris: Okey dokey.

EbonyWood -> RE: Suit: Prostitute, strippers part of Blackwater fraud (2/12/2010 10:41:48 PM)
He's in custody. [image]local://upfiles/139210/8DF54D55C6654C6E82AC29E75D2AD36B.gif[/image]

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