Daddysredhead
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OK... where to even begin?
First of all, I want to thank everybody who came to town for the party a thousand times over because a more wonderful time could not have possibly been had.
Thursday night, I picked up Tulip at the airport and we came home and talked and carried on (like all real black girls do, you know).
Friday moring, DB came over before He went to work and caught up on all the news from His sista in Florida. He also challenged Miss Tulip to a game of "who's gonna blink first" (some of y'all know what I'm talkin about, those who don't can ask Miss Tulip herself). Even though the game was between her and DB, I think I was the clear winner in this little battle of wits. (And thank you, my sista, for making sure your friend got the goodies!)
Friday afternoon, Girly and her Sir, Hibbie, and Sci had lunch at the restaurant at the hotel, while they waited for the rest of us to show. It was really funny that we all sort of arrived at the same time in the lobby to check in. Tulip and I pulled up, Hejira and Cuffkinks arrived in the airport shuttle, and Aqua came in all at the same time. The squeals and shrieks at the front desk pierced the eardrums of the other patrons, and I am fairly certain that dogs for miles around were barking because they were the only ones who could hear what we were saying.
After we put our stuff down, we moved the party to my room and chilled. It was great! Everybody had stories and silliness to share and each story was more hysterical than the next. (None of the folks in that room leads a boring life, whether vanilla or lifestyle! LOL)
The fake accent of the weekend, as was mentioned before, was German, compliments of a story I shared about a wonderful cop I know who, upon seeing my handcuff tattoo on my shoulder, smiled knowingly and said, "Do we have za fetish?" *insert wiggly eyebrows here* And I crushed his perverted little heart by saying, "No, my ex-husband made my marriage seem like a prison sentence, so you know..."
The other silly inside jokes came from Sci telling us stories about criminals and weirdos in general, which lead us to make references to "Bad touch and Stranger Danger", even at the club, in a group of people we didn't know, and me yelling, "Stranger Danger!" which made them laugh and they were quasi-assimilated into our group for the time being.
The story behind my tour bus quote was so unexpected, which made it all the more hysterical and shameful, in that naughty but I like it kind of way. As we were finishing the 3 hour tour of Washington, a box truck pulled alongside our tour bus, just ouside my window. On the sides of that truck, was a large pink hippo cartoon. On the back of the truck was a huge pink outline of the hippo's rear. The tour guide was in the middle of the bus, talking about some lovely structure and its historical significance to our nation's capitol, and I said, at the same time that our mobile historian decided to take a breath, causing a moment of silence that was broken by my voice (which would not have even been heard otherwise) uttering the words, "Oooh look, there's my booty!" It was at that same moment that I realized that the bus was silent, and all eyes were looking at the redheaded amazon in the front seat who just commented that a large pink hippo ass on a truck was identical to her own ass.
*lovely, I'm sure my mother would be so proud, LOL*
I glanced over to the seat across from me, and Hejira was laughing so hard, I thought an oxygen mask may drop down from the ceiling. I got bright red and slowly looked over my shoulder, to the tour guide whose mouth was  for a very long time, until he finally regained the power of speech, and said, "You are so funny, that made me speechless for a minute! I really needed that." The others on the bus were also laughing, and the more I looked at Hejira laughing so hard, the more I tried to get myself in check, till I finally said, "I'm so sorry, you can't take me anywhere... I just need to pray."  
I'll write more of our antics later... until then, others can post their memories. 
Huge, gigantic, amazonian hugs to all.... I miss you!
Red
(late edit for typo that was making me crazy)
< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 5/17/2010 10:08:08 AM >
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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 
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*gasp* Did i say too much?*innocent, yet suggestive pout* 
You know i'm hard,and i know You're a big ol' softie from time to time(but i never get You twisted!) Don't be hurt that You're not my first emergency call....that's just the way Your girl and i roll. 
Remember, you need to tell me when you get back up this way, so I can come see you again! (I just can't wait!!!) 
I'll talk to you again really soon, I'm sure. *hugs* 
*giggles* 
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