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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 12:05:55 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Red- you were in a state of sub bliss and could not stand....so how are you gonna take someone something? lol.



Sci, honey... didn't you get the translator for women to men Southern? Yeah... when I'm gorked outta my head, and I say, "Can I get you anything?" it actually may mean that I'ma ask you to get it for them, since that's the gentlemanly thing to do.

*giggle-nods*

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 3:18:47 PM   
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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 4:22:07 PM   
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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 4:24:00 PM   
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Sorry.. had to say it, particularly considering our late-night conversation about that phrase in the parking lot.

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 4:31:32 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Aqua-baby, you can say whatever you want!    See what hanging out with the late night ghouls who smoke can do for you?  (OK, well not much except second hand smoke, but hey!  The stories just rock!)  hehehe..........

Oh and since you now have a vacancy on your poly-plot, might I remind you about "The Best Sex Ever?"  I'm sure he would be more than willing to help you get through this sad time, with the aid of a "Rufie Colada" or two.    (just kidding, I know you're sad, I'm just trying to make you smile)

*hugs*

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 4:36:37 PM   
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I'm pretty much rocking back and forth in my chair, half-crying, half-howling with laughter while Valyraen watches on going "What the fuck? Best sex? Roofies?". I haven't had time to explain all the stories yet.

And damn it those were fucking delicious delicious roofie coladas. I swear they tasted like liquid apple pie! I really do want more of them, even if we were all staring at the glass for the first thirty minutes going "Should we drink it?".

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 4:53:30 PM   
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Thank you for letting your doll of a gal come up last weekend.  We all love her.    

Poor Val...  It's a party hazard of sorts.  Only having bits and pieces of the jokes, not knowing what the heck is so funny when it just sounds dumb, and other people have seizure guards in their mouths to keep from dying of laughter. 

You are so right about the first drink though...  we all stared into it like chemists, watching the various components separate into little levels inside the glass. 

"Does that look ok to you?" 
"I dunno, what color is that?" 
"Lemme smell it." 
"Does that smell like it's spiked with something?" 
"What does a spiked drink smell like?" 
"I don't know.  Let me look at it again."

In the end...  it's all good  ----->  

ps:  I love you, too, sweetie!

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 5/19/2010 4:54:02 PM >

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 5:55:57 PM   
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"Does that look ok to you?" 
"I dunno, what color is that?" 
"Lemme smell it." 
"Does that smell like it's spiked with something?" 
"What does a spiked drink smell like?" 
"I don't know.  Let me look at it again."


I really wish we had that on tape. Was it Hebbie who first went "Well I'll try it!"? I think it was but I'm not sure.

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:00:31 PM   
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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:06:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

"Does that look ok to you?" 
"I dunno, what color is that?" 
"Lemme smell it." 
"Does that smell like it's spiked with something?" 
"What does a spiked drink smell like?" 
"I don't know.  Let me look at it again."


I really wish we had that on tape. Was it Hebbie who first went "Well I'll try it!"? I think it was but I'm not sure.


Hmmm.... I do believe once Sir and I arrived to the table someone was quick to say, "Girly, do you want a sip." I feel used.

Actually, I think I asked what it was and the story behind the drink was explained. I still took a drink, curious swut that I am.



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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:11:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well yes everyone has to try to roofie collada lmao.

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:11:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think by the time you two arrived, Hibbie and I had both tried it. So you were only the third guina pig.

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:14:23 PM   
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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:15:27 PM   
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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:32:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, I taste tested the roofie colada. Took one for the team. I'm a giver that way. ;)

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:39:35 PM   
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I do believe it was Hibbie yes.


Hibbie is such the team player, such the risk taker, the edge player...  I wubz her. 

Mind you, I never got to try it... 

Mr. Best Sex Ever bought me a Corona with lime.  In a bottle.  That was closed.  Until right before I got it.  Without the roofie.  Just the way I like it.  


Hejira, you are a riot!!! 

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:41:15 PM   
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Yeah, I taste tested the roofie colada. Took one for the team. I'm a giver that way. ;)


JINX!!!  I had written out my post before I saw yours, just hadn't hit "OK." 

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:42:16 PM   
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sings to self- "If you like roofie coladas, and you like sex with pain. Here's my email address, it shows I have half a brain"


If he writes that song can I please, please, please, please get a recording of it? Or can I sit in your lap while he sings it? Either work for me... 

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:43:24 PM   
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I'm a giver that way. ;)


That phrase has been on my brain. I almost said it at work! "Sure I can do this for you - I'm a GIVER!".

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RE: Red's Birthdaypalooza 2010 - 5/19/2010 6:51:56 PM   
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sings to self- "If you like roofie coladas, and you like sex with pain. Here's my email address, it shows I have half a brain"
That was so funny I just spit my drink on the keyboard.....course I love that song anyway.

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