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heartcream -> Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 9:36:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania Dear Domi, How can I get my own advice thread? Signed, Know-it-all in LA You really do deserve the thread, I think you would be really good at this. You have awesome hair and well, peaches too. Then of course there is your mind, heart and wit. I am not domi but I sense you would be so much better at this, sheesh he is resorting to Erma Bombeck. Are you there God? -it is me domiguy ~judy bloom Dear Know-it-all in LA, Am I wrong about this? ~Margaret

EbonyWood -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 9:42:50 PM)
Dear Dr J, Im attracted to brainy Amazonian women with huge racks and a bratty attitude. They must however be uber subbly in My awesome presence. Is there hope for Me?

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 9:49:12 PM)
Dear Doctor J, Is it wrong that I want to put you in a Joker outfit so I can chirp "Oh Doctor J!" at you? Sincerely, The Resident Poison Ivy

Valyraen -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 9:51:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub Dear Doctor J, Is it wrong that I want to put you in a Joker outfit so I can chirp "Oh Doctor J!" at you? Sincerely, The Resident Poison Ivy Hold on just a freakin' second here... I'm spending far too much on getting a Joker costume and you won't so much as crack a quip, but you'll put out for someone on the interwebs? Kitty is not pleased. Quickly, fetch me some catnip and steak, or I shall strike you down, wench! And my tummy could stand some skritchin'...

domiguy -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:02:34 PM)
I am glad that you took down that awful picture where you were flaunting your breasts. It made you look like a whore. -Helen

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:07:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood Dear Dr J, Im attracted to brainy Amazonian women with huge racks and a bratty attitude. They must however be uber subbly in My awesome presence. Is there hope for Me? You must go forth into the Amazon to find such ones that will be totally and uberly wowed by your awesome Domliness

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:09:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen Hold on just a freakin' second here... I'm spending far too much on getting a Joker costume and you won't so much as crack a quip, but you'll put out for someone on the interwebs? Kitty is not pleased. Quickly, fetch me some catnip and steak, or I shall strike you down, wench! And my tummy could stand some skritchin'... You only say this because you don't know the picture idea I have floating around in my head for our couple's photo once we get the outfit. Whadda think of having Batgirl on her knees with her red hair twisted around your fist? [:D] "Oh stop you evil-doer... stop... "

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:09:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub Dear Doctor J, Is it wrong that I want to put you in a Joker outfit so I can chirp "Oh Doctor J!" at you? Sincerely, The Resident Poison Ivy I must have more information to answer this question, is this a fetish or a kink? Do I have to buy the joker outfit?

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:10:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I am glad that you took down that awful picture where you were flaunting your breasts. It made you look like a whore. -Helen Damn, that means I have to put it back up, being that was the look I was going for

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:10:59 PM)
Neither. It is a deep, burning desire to fangirl over female Joker sexiness. [:D] And how about we go halves on it...

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:12:03 PM)
quote: You really do deserve the thread, I think you would be really good at this. You have awesome hair and well, peaches too. Then of course there is your mind, heart and wit. I am not domi but I sense you would be so much better at this, sheesh he is resorting to Erma Bombeck. Are you there God? -it is me domiguy ~judy bloom You know I will be resorting to Dan Quayle quotes in about two pages and you will be very disappointed in me

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:14:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub Neither. It is a deep, burning desire to fangirl over female Joker sexiness. [:D] And how about we go halves on it... Hmmmmm... going back to the original question... quote: Is it wrong that I want to put you in a Joker outfit so I can chirp "Oh Doctor J!" at you? I do not think there is necessarily anything wrong with this, and in fact this sounds like a healthy fangirl outlet for your mixing of the masculine Joker energy with the sublime feminine...

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:20:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I do not think there is necessarily anything wrong with this, and in fact this sounds like a healthy fangirl outlet for your mixing of the masculine Joker energy with the sublime feminine... Mmmm.... G-d your sexy when you talk all head-shrink at me...

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:32:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I do not think there is necessarily anything wrong with this, and in fact this sounds like a healthy fangirl outlet for your mixing of the masculine Joker energy with the sublime feminine... Mmmm.... G-d your sexy when you talk all head-shrink at me... slips on my faux reading glasses and pretends to be all Freudian

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:33:50 PM)
wants to make jokes about the Electra complex but thinks it might violate TOS

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:40:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub wants to make jokes about the Electra complex but thinks it might violate TOS Oh my, I am wondering how that could violate the TOS, since they are pretty liberal around this here site...

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:42:35 PM)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:51:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex You know, I was thinking about Carmen Electra for some reason[:D] Now I see whatcha mean...lol

AquaticSub -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:52:48 PM)
See Mods - I was good. I didn't say anything. (And it wasn't easy. I've got a stream of bad, bad, bad jokes running through my head now.)

juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Dr Juliaoceania SmartyPants (2/12/2010 10:58:21 PM)
You are a good girl so you deserve a treat [image]local://upfiles/269948/597010B1210B4809B64955B0E1672D9F.jpg[/image]

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