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dreamerdreaming -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 4:26:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him. [sm=whisper.gif] Shhh! You're blowing his cover!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 4:27:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him. [sm=whisper.gif] Shhh! You're blowing his cover! Ummmm dd? That's a good thing

xxblushesxx -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 4:31:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him. [sm=whisper.gif] Shhh! You're blowing his cover! I KNOW!!! (ain't it great?!!)

dreamerdreaming -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 6:17:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him. [sm=whisper.gif] Shhh! You're blowing his cover! Ummmm dd? That's a good thing Mmkay, cool! [:)] I'll quote it again, for maximum effect. wonders how anybody could ever be dumb enough to believe that a pretty young girl needs to go online to get sex

dreamerdreaming -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 6:18:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him. [sm=whisper.gif] Shhh! You're blowing his cover! I KNOW!!! (ain't it great?!!) Sadist. [:D]

xxblushesxx -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 6:21:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him. [sm=whisper.gif] Shhh! You're blowing his cover! Ummmm dd? That's a good thing Mmkay, cool! [:)] I'll quote it again, for maximum effect. wonders how anybody could ever be dumb enough to believe that a pretty young girl needs to go online to get sex Yeah, but if you've got shit splattered all over ya, it might mitigate the odor issue. (just sayin'...)

Kaiel -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 7:26:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames To everyone talking shit, seriously, get a life and move on. The section here is titled, "Positive Experiences," so why not mention some great fucking experiences? you are right.. it's called Positive experiences... not sex for sell in the backseat.... leave out the graphic details maybe you would get less banter and appear less "trollish"?! (I made that word up)

KatyLied -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 7:40:29 PM)
I think the appropriate word is: ouch!

LadyPact -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:14:12 PM)
I'm curious about something. If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off? Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm?

xxblushesxx -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:19:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I'm curious about something. If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off? Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm? (psssttt...LP...different things costs more...maybe he didn't pay enough...yanno?...)

AquaticSub -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I'm curious about something. If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off? Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm? Maybe he shot twice?

sexyred1 -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:20:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I'm curious about something. If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off? Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm? She needs to do some Kegels.

girlygurl -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:24:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid. http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm GOOD LORD!

DrkJourney -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:25:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaiel quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames Fuck, I'm loving this site! Been on here for a few weeks now and already have two regular fuck toys and sugar daddies! Today I met up with a hot little boy toy a few years younger than me and he fucked my brains out in the backseat of his car at a local park. I rode his cock so fierce I thought the shocks were going to go out. We ended with me jerking him off and I cleaned my jizzy hands on his boxers, which he then put back on to wear the rest of the day! Thanks again, CollarMe.com! and W/we need to know this why??? Why Kaiel, doesn't this knowledge enrich your life?[8\|]

DrkJourney -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 9:33:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid. http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm GOOD LORD! yeah and apparently that's about all he has to offer...chances are he doesn't even know how to use it...lol

juliaoceania -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/13/2010 10:42:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid. http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm That guy has LOTS of female friends[:D]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/14/2010 5:49:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid. http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm Why oh why did i click that this early in the morning? i need the eye bleach now. [:'(]

KatyLied -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/14/2010 6:19:25 AM)
quote: yeah and apparently that's about all he has to offer...chances are he doesn't even know how to use it...lol Please, prove that you are worthy of those 14"!!!! [sm=bowdown.gif]

Kaiel -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/14/2010 6:57:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney quote: ORIGINAL: Kaiel quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames Fuck, I'm loving this site! Been on here for a few weeks now and already have two regular fuck toys and sugar daddies! Today I met up with a hot little boy toy a few years younger than me and he fucked my brains out in the backseat of his car at a local park. I rode his cock so fierce I thought the shocks were going to go out. We ended with me jerking him off and I cleaned my jizzy hands on his boxers, which he then put back on to wear the rest of the day! Thanks again, CollarMe.com! and W/we need to know this why??? Why Kaiel, doesn't this knowledge enrich your life?[8\|] Lol, yes... it allows Me to ponder My very existence! [:D]

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! (2/21/2010 7:44:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid. http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm that can't be real, can it? I wonder how many spleens the guy has removed with that thing! (Oooh.. I should talk to the hubby about having shish-ka-bob tonight!! )

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