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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 4:26:00 PM   
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Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him.


    Shhh! You're blowing his cover!

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 4:27:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him.


    Shhh! You're blowing his cover!


Ummmm dd? That's a good thing


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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 4:31:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him.


    Shhh! You're blowing his cover!


I *KNOW*!!!

(ain't it great?!!)

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 6:17:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him.


    Shhh! You're blowing his cover!


Ummmm dd? That's a good thing




Mmkay, cool! 

I'll quote it again, for maximum effect.


*wonders how anybody could ever be dumb enough to believe that a pretty young girl needs to go online to get sex*

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 6:18:23 PM   
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quote:

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him.


    Shhh! You're blowing his cover!


I *KNOW*!!!

(ain't it great?!!)



Sadist. 

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 6:21:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Because dear, she's trolling for more easy marks. She's looking for guys who are so dumb they'll believe she is really the girl in the picture, and is really just giving it up to whoever is generous with her/him.


    Shhh! You're blowing his cover!


Ummmm dd? That's a good thing




Mmkay, cool! 

I'll quote it again, for maximum effect.


*wonders how anybody could ever be dumb enough to believe that a pretty young girl needs to go online to get sex*


Yeah, but if you've got shit splattered all over ya, it might mitigate the odor issue.

(just sayin'...)

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 7:26:47 PM   
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To everyone talking shit, seriously, get a life and move on. The section here is titled, "Positive Experiences," so why not mention some great fucking experiences?


you are right.. it's called Positive experiences... not sex for sell in the backseat.... leave out the graphic details maybe you would get less banter and appear less "trollish"?! (I made that word up)


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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 7:40:29 PM   
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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:14:12 PM   
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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:19:13 PM   
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I'm curious about something.  If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off?  Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm?


(psssttt...LP...different things costs more...maybe he didn't pay enough...yanno?...)

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:20:39 PM   
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I'm curious about something.  If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off?  Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm?


Maybe he shot twice?

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:20:40 PM   
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I'm curious about something.  If you rode him that hard, why did you have to jerk him off?  Was the 'ride' not good enough to bring him to orgasm?


She needs to do some Kegels.

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:24:05 PM   
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Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid.

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm


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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:25:44 PM   
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Fuck, I'm loving this site! Been on here for a few weeks now and already have two regular fuck toys and sugar daddies! Today I met up with a hot little boy toy a few years younger than me and he fucked my brains out in the backseat of his car at a local park. I rode his cock so fierce I thought the shocks were going to go out. We ended with me jerking him off and I cleaned my jizzy hands on his boxers, which he then put back on to wear the rest of the day! Thanks again, CollarMe.com!


and W/we need to know this why???



Why Kaiel, doesn't this knowledge enrich your life?

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 9:33:34 PM   
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Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid.

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm


GOOD LORD!


yeah and apparently that's about all he has to offer...chances are he doesn't even know how to use it...lol

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/13/2010 10:42:37 PM   
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Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid.

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm


That guy has LOTS of female friends


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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/14/2010 5:49:55 AM   
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Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid.

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm

Why oh why did i click that this early in the morning?  i need the eye bleach now.

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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/14/2010 6:19:25 AM   
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yeah and apparently that's about all he has to offer...chances are he doesn't even know how to use it...lol


Please, prove that you are worthy of those 14"!!!!    


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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/14/2010 6:57:11 AM   
Kaiel


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ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

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ORIGINAL: Kaiel

quote:

ORIGINAL: tabithajames

Fuck, I'm loving this site! Been on here for a few weeks now and already have two regular fuck toys and sugar daddies! Today I met up with a hot little boy toy a few years younger than me and he fucked my brains out in the backseat of his car at a local park. I rode his cock so fierce I thought the shocks were going to go out. We ended with me jerking him off and I cleaned my jizzy hands on his boxers, which he then put back on to wear the rest of the day! Thanks again, CollarMe.com!


and W/we need to know this why???



Why Kaiel, doesn't this knowledge enrich your life?


Lol, yes... it allows Me to ponder My very existence!


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RE: 2-for-2! Keep bringing the dick! - 2/21/2010 7:44:29 AM   
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Ok, heres the dick. Be afraid. BE vewy afraid.

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/986061/details.htm


that can't be real, can it?  I wonder how many spleens the guy has removed with that thing! (Oooh.. I should talk to the hubby about having shish-ka-bob tonight!! )

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