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Lucylastic -> Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 11:47:45 AM)

From Andy Borowitz at HuffPo today
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - One week after their first national convention, the self-styled Teabaggers are facing an identity crisis after one of their members finally Googled the slang term "teabag." "I was wondering why every time I told people I was a Teabagger they kind of started giggling in an embarrassed way," said Tracy Klugian, a Teabagger from Elyria, Ohio. "I was like, what the heck? Maybe I should use the Google and see what this is all about." After Mr. Klugian Googled the word "teabag," he was shocked by what he discovered and shared his information with the Teabaggers' leadership, who are now actively looking for a new name for the group. "We want a name that suggests we're out to give the Democrats a good fight," he said. "So far what we've come up with is the Donkey Punchers."



Donkey punchers, yeah that works tooo
SNORTS






SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 11:50:32 AM)

A teabagger is someone that can't see into the future through mystic means.

Bottom of the cup: no leafs. It's that teabag technology which prevents future casting.




Thadius -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 11:54:17 AM)

I tried recommending "The Dirty Sanchez" but was informed by one of the racists in attendance that it was too ethnic....




tazzygirl -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 11:54:59 AM)

Lucy... now wait... they are just NOW realizing the many different definitions?

My god! no wonder why they are a laughing stock.




LadyAngelika -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 11:55:32 AM)

The importance of research..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

- LA




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:00:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
Donkey punchers, yeah that works tooo

Is he daring to suggest the teaparty movement isn't bipartisan in nature and may instead just be a bunch of bitter republicans?




BIGEBAG4 -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:03:07 PM)

Teabagging is an activity used within the context of BDSM and male dominance, with a dominant man teabagging his submissive partner as one variation of facesitting and/or as a means of inflicting erotic humiliation.
As I have practiced, placing scrotum into subs open mouth. Nothing to do with politics in my erotic play!




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:06:00 PM)

I suggest that if you haven't been using boiling water in some way then you aren’t really doing hardcore teabagging IMHO.




Jeffff -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:06:22 PM)

A teabagger is someone who opens their mouth allowing you to drop your nut sack into it.

and you folks call yourselves Kinky?


shakes his head and wanders out




Thadius -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:07:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
Donkey punchers, yeah that works tooo

Is he daring to suggest the teaparty movement isn't bipartisan in nature and may instead just be a bunch of bitter republicans?


I would suggest that this is probably a joke piece. Then again there is no accounting for the stupidity of some.

I personally am an independant that has attended a couple of tea party events, let me assure you that many of us are just as pissed at the Repubs as the Dems. Although lately (last 7 months or so) the Dems seem to be trying to step on the accelerator to accomplish their agendas.




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:13:45 PM)

So then why the concern of splitting the conservative vote by forming this new party?




Thadius -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:20:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

So then way the concern of splitting the conservative vote by forming this new party?

There is a difference between being a conservative and being a Repub.

The last election cycle should have both parties paying attention, the center of the country (indies) is what gets folks elected. If you lose them, then you lose the election.

Many of the tea party goers I have met, I would describe as fiscal conservatives (or in other words concerned about the national debt and out of control spending). Some are socially liberal, others were not. Each candidate regardless of whether there is a D or R by their name will be evaluated on their own personal merits, hence the worries over split votes.

If anything I would suggest that is the one message to take away from the tea parties, both parties have screwed us and should not count on a straight party vote when it comes to elections.

As a side note, have you noticed how many incumbants have announced they will be retiring at the end of this term? They are jumping ship on both sides of the aisle.




Lucylastic -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:27:24 PM)

If anyone wants to try and donkey punch me, they  better be well armed and never sleep again, but thats just my point of view
Thadius, LAUGHING badd man
Tazzy, I thought it was old news, just goes to show
Not as nearly as much fun as the raving monster loony party SL4




pahunkboy -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:45:02 PM)

the US like coffee more then Tea




Raiikun -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:47:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Lucy... now wait... they are just NOW realizing the many different definitions?

My god! no wonder why they are a laughing stock.


Did you actually think that was a serious article?  Hehe. 




Raiikun -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:54:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Thadius
I would suggest that this is probably a joke piece.


Yep it is.  And very obviously so.  If anyone actually doubts this, look at the reference to Tracy Klugian, the teabagger mentioned in that piece.

Then here, in this article by the same guy -

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/chicken-fuckers-not-amuse_b_294208.html

Tracy Klugian is "a prominent chicken-fucker who heads a watchdog group that monitors the portrayal of chicken-fuckers in the media..."

And here is Dr. Tracy Klugian, one of the doctors who cured Tiger Woods of sex addiction.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/tiger-cured-of-sex-addict_b_454295.html




kiwisub12 -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:56:58 PM)

Hell, i was going to say a teabagger was a small version of a carpet bagger - but now i see it has to do with politics. [8|]

and i thought bdsm was kinky.




rulemylife -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 12:57:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Thadius


quote:

ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
Donkey punchers, yeah that works tooo

Is he daring to suggest the teaparty movement isn't bipartisan in nature and may instead just be a bunch of bitter republicans?


I would suggest that this is probably a joke piece. Then again there is no accounting for the stupidity of some.

I personally am an independant that has attended a couple of tea party events, let me assure you that many of us are just as pissed at the Repubs as the Dems. Although lately (last 7 months or so) the Dems seem to be trying to step on the accelerator to accomplish their agendas.


I tell you what Thadius, next time you are at one of those events take an informal poll and let me know how many of those folks are registered Democrats and how many who are Independents are going to be voting for Democratic candidates this year.





Lucylastic -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 1:00:18 PM)

banging my head on the desk
and sighs
I thought it was hysterical
whoooooooooooosh over your head Raikun
rolls my eyes




Thadius -> RE: Whats a teabagger??? (2/13/2010 1:03:06 PM)

I would vote for a Dem here if I felt they were a good candidate. I can also say there are a couple of Repubs I will be voting against.

I know of 2 personally that attended the last event that are registered Dems they actually gave me a ride down state to attend it.




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