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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I had a rep????? Who knew.
Anywhooo.... we don't do public play of any kind, but we are avid people watchers and we have a morbid curiosity when it comes to lifestyle people.
So Shore got "vetted" a few weeks ago in order to see the play space. He tried to describe it to me, but there really aren't words to do the house justice.
It was a combo of Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets The Family Guy.
The tour of the home provided many many classic and memorable quotes that we are still laughing about. There literally wasn't a single inch of uncovered, uncluttered space. The highlights included the community magic wand ([&:]), the community butt plugs lined up so nicely on a shelf in the bathroom ([&:][&:]) where they offered to give me a makeover if I felt the need to go goth or biker bitch, and the community funnels (ugh) in the shower. There were mattresses (pillowtop no less....) about with bedding on them that upon closer inspection appeared to be moving all on their own.
We were honored to see an "authentic replica" of a civil war tea cup. We chose not to handle it due to the breakage factor. Ha!
Mistress looked fine and dandy in her t shirt and panties. Alas the master of the dungeon was not wearing his leather pants as he does in his profile. I was disappointed.
It goes without saying that it was so trippy. I couldn't even look Shore in the eyes while we were there because I knew we would start laughing and not be able to stop. We were the only ones there at that time. Oh and it was also offered to us as a bed and breakfast although we would have had to share our mattress room with the cross dresser that wanted to wrestle Shore when he was vetted the previous week. It was a tough decision, but we chose the Hyatt instead. I will forever wonder if we made the wrong choice in that one....heh.
I felt the need to spray us down with Lysol upon leaving. We did sanitize our hands....