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MasterG2kTR -> Do I Have This Right? (2/14/2010 2:33:06 PM)
Let's see if I have this right IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…

jen182 -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/14/2010 6:32:56 PM)
yep sounds about right.....sad...but true

Termyn8or -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/14/2010 9:10:27 PM)
I am not so sure this belongs in Humor. T

Aanakaris -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/14/2010 9:21:20 PM)
Well there is no irony section.

rockspider -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/15/2010 6:01:47 PM)
Well i thought it was only the danes who where that stupid, exept we don't allow them too work just feed them social security for years[:'(]

Kaiel -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/15/2010 8:32:36 PM)
Dayummm, a sad facts.

StrongSpirit -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 6:03:38 AM)
Lets look through list again: YOU GET ... 1 - A job. Note, we don't give them one, that is in fact illegal. But they get one on their own. So as far as I can tell, you are complaining that they earn something that you are too lazy, stupid, or greedy to earn for your self. 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, Again, this is something that is illegal for them to get in most states. And most of them do NOT get one. Nice lie you just told. 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, Again, this is something that is illegal for them to get, in all states And most of them do NOT get one. Nice lie you just told. 4 - WELFARE, Here you have a tiny bit of truth. All illegal Children are entitled to Welfare. But for adults, again, this is something that is illegal for them to get, in all states And most of them do NOT get this. So basically you are complaining that we don't let children die just because their parents broke the law. 5 - FOOD STAMPS, Here you have a tiny bit of truth. All illegal Children are entitled to foodstamps. But for adults, again, this is something that is illegal for them to get, in all states And most of them do NOT get this. So basically you are complaining that we don't let children die just because their parents broke the law. 6 - CREDIT CARDS, Note, we don't give them one, But they get one on their own. Do you think people in Mexico are not allowed to get a credit card? You seem to be implying that we pay their bill, which we don't 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, Again, this is something that is illegal for them to get in most states. And most of them do NOT get one. Nice lie you just told. 8 - FREE EDUCATION, Again, only for the children. 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, Here you have a tiny bit of truth. All hospitals give emergency care. As in they fix broken bones. But that is NOT healthcare - no pills, no doctor visitors when you are sick. Most of them die (with the exception of people with kidney failure where dialysis counts as emergency treatment) Claiming they get health care is a sick joke on your part. 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON No, they don't. But actual American citizens do. Here you are objecting to the political views of other American citizens and lying about their American citizenship 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE Again a total lie. You don't know how much money is spent and this country does not spend it for illegal aliens, (lots of Americans don't speak English and lots of legal visitors don't speak English. We don't spend significantly more money than the Chinese do. 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT As for number 12, you have not given them respect, and the idea that the right to carry your country's flag sounds like something we should give to everyone, mass murders. But you apparently are such a fascist pig who wants total control over every aspect of everyone's life that you won't let them carry a piece of cloth and beg for respect. So, as far as I can tell, you are a lazy, stupid, greedy, lying asshole, that wants children to freeze and starve, adults with broken bones to die in the street, and demands the authority to tell other people what political views they can have, and arrest them for holding the wrong piece of cloth. Oh, and you think all of this counts as 'humor'. Well, it's certainly not truth.

Termyn8or -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 8:10:42 AM)
Now I've seen everything. Yay for the facist pigs who worked all their life to build this country just for the government to give away. Yay for my facist Greatgramps who spawned my Grampa who singlehandedly saved (for a time) about 50 % of the then thriving textile industry in this country. Yay for the facist pig who was working here LEGALLY under an H1B visa who wrote the drivers for your computer so you can get on the internet. Yay for the facist pigs who's ancestors came here legally through Ellis Island, learned the languange, got a job and paid taxes. Yay for the facist pig who said three kids is enough because we can't afford any more. Yay for the facists pigs who came here and got none of these benefits and had what used to be known as a fucking work ethic and even if they could, would not take a fucking dime from the government. You wanna turn the humor section into a fucking bloodbatyh baby you found the right guy and I am game for it. And as you lay on the floor bleeding, here's the steel toe of a boot for your ribs. Yay for the Mexican drug dealer who comes here and makes 10 or 20 grand and spends part of it in our casinos and motels etc. He has plenty of customers here otherwise he wouldn't be here. And if you leave him alone to go about his business he won't bother anyone. Believe me, I know. So facist pigs unite ! This is our country and I'll be god dammned if I am just going to give it away. Bloobath in Humor ? You're a quart low now, your turn. T

JonnieBoy -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 11:32:03 AM)
Want to doubt it belongs in humour, then bemoan someone else looking at the serious angle ? Talk about wanting yer cake and eating it ? Back to the humour (since I have slightly more than a passing interest in US border controls/immigration regs and guarantee that unless it's affecting you personally ... is undoubtedly humour) I noted the observation that a lot of Americans don't speak English ... I'd say nearly all myself, but nevertheless, appreciate the comment coz I'm learning US American English ... which is a fuck of a struggle in a country where no one teaches the predominant language to English speakers [:D] So ... by the sounds of it ... Greedy and I are made if she drops me in the gulf by boat and I swim ashore then guys ? Pirate

FourQ -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 11:35:44 AM)
We work a little differently here in Great Britain..... We'll let in the French, Germans, Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, Japanese, Polish, Russians, Iranians, Iraqis, Saudis, Indians, Pakistanis, and everyone else... then we lose the ones that come across illegally. The only people we don't seem to allow in are decent people who genuinely love each other. The sort of people who moves both the date and location of their wedding solely to accommodate friends who they've never even met and talk about it as though everyone would do it, no complaining, no whinging, just change the whole wedding. We're talking about salt of the Earth people. Then, and only then do we make a song and dance, fuck about and be complete and total pricks about the immigration process. If you think your immigration is bad, take a look at ours!

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 5:57:59 PM)
[sm=line.gif] [sm=line.gif] [sm=line.gif] Three cheers for Termy, Jonnie, & FourQ You boys ROCK!

JonnieBoy -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 6:52:41 PM)
Does this mean I can collect my free credit card etc now ? Pirate

Termyn8or -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 9:00:09 PM)
JB, I got your email and will repond, but I'll think it out first etc. But here in the forum you say I want to eat my cake and have it too ? I don't see that I implied that. If I did, well then I would like to know how. It was not my intent. And I'll put this out here because I want not only you, but everyone to know me. I am very different than most people. I can and do juggle humor about with facts of life. The way we are is like this, at a funeral we might say "And those cheapo, El Cheapo in fact or the Castro's castoffs, cigars he smoked was the reason why he didn;t have a problem with vermin, they couldn't stand it" "Yeah, that's why the EPA wouldn't let us burn him and urn him". And thei was my Grandfather who I adored and admired, moreso than my own Father. we are like that. We literally joke about death, real death. we literally lived for one another, like "Oh shit I might die, my Mom will really be FUBARed so I can't right now.....". That is family and where I come from they are number two. Number one has to come first of course, then there is two. Everybody else is three. If that is racist, bigoted or racist then I am and shall continue to be damnned for what I am. I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for an image. I am not an image. T

JonnieBoy -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/16/2010 9:48:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or If that is racist, bigoted or racist then I am and shall continue to be damnned for what I am. I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for an image. I am not an image. T I never called you out for being racist, either here, or anywhere else for that matter. If I were to, it would be no problem to me to deal with it publicly. Let's have this clear, this is you claiming the mantle? confusing me for someone else? or some other issue you want to resolve ? I never used or have used the word hate in reference to you, nor would I ever. (anyone knows me will tell you that too) You go judge for yourself if you want to be damned ... "damned", I suspect, is not something I'm qualified in the terminology of, since my belief system has no such similar concept, so to me it's a non used thought. Your question ... you posted you weren't sure this (joke, I presumed) belonged in humour, then you came back later with all seriousness. The cake gag was worth asking. It's ribbing at best and worth a grin. (Intent aside and also not suggested) I know all about facts of life as you put it (and how) , this is what you want it to be ... or not. I look forward to your promised email. Pirate

Termyn8or -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/17/2010 7:28:38 AM)
Maybe I mistook you a bit as well. What I've been seeing these days is that those who support tightening of our borders are being called racist, while the two are different issues. Like those who seem to me to be hypersensitive about anything racial, maybe I err on the other side of the spectrum. But know this - I am fully aware that this is a country of immigrants. But there is a right way and a wrong way. These days it seems that when the subject of illegal immigrants comes up people automatically think Mexicans. Is this racist or reality ? Because Mexico is right there on the border, let's just say that Austrailians generall are not sneaking in on foot. However I do know a couple of Mexican immigrants. One took my job. Really ! It's not a problem because I was ready to leave anyway as it was simply too far away, but he is legal and I know this for a fact, because if not I know that company would not hire him. Another is a truck driver and has to be legal to keep his job. You should hear this guy talk about "wetbacks", is he racist against his own race ? If you look back, my first post on this thread was simply that maybe this doesn't belong in humor, someone else escalated it it. I do know of some real travesties of justice that have occured pertaining to this. While I have no problem with drug dealers, this one was. He was shot by a border control agent. The officer was jailed for the shooting and the dealer was paid for his testimony against the officer. They gave the guy close to diplomatic immunity and bought him a nice estate. However this is the fault of the government, if I were the dealer I would jump on that deal just as quickly. IIRC Bush finally gave the officer a pardon upon his exodus from office, but I am not sure. I know several groups were seeking that. Is fascism the same thing as a firm stance on nationality, differing only in magnitude but not scope ? That remains to be proven one way or another. None of this addresses exactly why our representatives cowtow to illegal immigrants in some cases. Not in every case, but if you think politician you know they are after two things - votes and money. They blur the razor sharp lines between citizenship and other, and politicians still only have two goals as described above. In many cases the ire invoked in people is really against the government, not any specific race or people from a certain country. At least that's the way I see it. And I didn't start it, I don't think I did. Maybe I did. Whatever. I'll be back later, time to get my ass to work. T

Musicmystery -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/17/2010 8:23:38 AM)
quote: IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION… You don't.

Musicmystery -> RE: Do I Have This Right? (2/17/2010 9:28:05 AM)
quote: IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. You might want to go live in these places and enjoy life under their enlightened policies. Bon Voyage. The rest of us will continue to suffer on as best we can here. [Incidentally....here, you are detained indefinitely. Get a clue.]

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