DarkSteven
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"The nineteen mice captured at the woman's apartment are also being housed at the police station pending the advice of the county veterinarian." The poor mice. The arrest will go on their record and everything... "According to the Aftonbladet newspaper, the man has demanded the return of his mice." Probably not one of the brightest things he could have done.
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"You women.... The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs... Quit fretting. We men love you."
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