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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:34:31 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		So the girl beagle has allergies and the vet said try just fish (SHUT UP JEFFFFF) and sweet potatoes. ~blink blink~ What?

Like, toss her a mackerel? (JEFFFFFFFFFF SHUT UP!)

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:34:32 PM   
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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:35:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: subtee

So the girl beagle has allergies and the vet said try just fish (SHUT UP JEFFFFF) and sweet potatoes. ~blink blink~ What?

Like, toss her a mackerel? (JEFFFFFFFFFF SHUT UP!)


He was probably thinking of a fish without the bones. Like taking some tuna and mixing it in with the sweet potatoes.


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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:35:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ballsSOasking4it

i want to try consuming humiliating things, so i'd like to be forced to eat dog or cat food, and maybe get kicked in the balls while doing so! i once had a mistress in Chicago vomit into my mouth. i was queezy a few days later, but i'd do it again. i love tasting things, being forced to swallow or chew them. maybe it'd be fun to have to taste a whole bunch of dog and cat foods. anybody near me willing to make me do it?  


You are in luck...Swing by the MapRoom on thursday night around seven. I will poo in your mouth. It will be a fucking hoot.

Can't wait to meet you.

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:36:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		i'm new to this site. How'd the fucking vanilla cone get next to me? i love all showers and want hard boots saluting my balls? 

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:40:03 PM   
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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:41:16 PM   
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i'm new to this site. How'd the fucking vanilla cone get next to me? i love all showers and want hard boots saluting my balls? 


It is the "Vanilla Cone of SHAME"

You received it for your shameful first post!

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:41:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Beagles are the harbinger of death.

Some friends of mine had a beagle..One night, a couple of years ago, it stood outside their daughter's bedroom and bayed all night. the next day their daughter, Margo, caught the cancer and died.

Beware the beagle.

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:42:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ballsSOasking4it

i'm new to this site. How'd the fucking vanilla cone get next to me? i love all showers and want hard boots saluting my balls? 


Dog food is the theme. LOOK. It's the chuckwagon! Go get it, boy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BBqgMQluDM

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:42:43 PM   
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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:48:18 PM   
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I'm buying you a beagle....


I would buy you a pair of beagle pelt undies to cover that ghastly twat of yours.

After that photo did your fingies smell funny?

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:49:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I wanna step on the new guys balls!

Who would have ever thought that there would be scat at S.C.A.T.T.

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:50:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Do you think shorebound and ballsoasking4it, if they met, would become chums?

Just running all over Michigan and Jersey kicking each other in the nads.

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:52:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm thinking that if you could bang Aileen regularly , you could do ANYTHING


Shore is My new hereo!


Jeff

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:53:06 PM   
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I wanna step on the new guys balls!

Who would have ever thought that there would be scat at S.C.A.T.T.


I really like the new guy as well. It would be fun to slam a pint glass full of hoppy beveri down on his scroat.

I do like the new guy.

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:54:36 PM   
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If you were banging tee and got a beagle nose up the ass do you stop?


Jeff

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 2:59:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		I wonder if Shorebound is upset over how quickly he was replaced by the "new guy."

Shorebound has thrown a pillow over his head and between sobs can be heard mumbling...

There's a new kid in town...*sob*...I don't want to hear it ...Sniffle...There's a new kid in town...*sob*..... I don't want to hear it ....There's a new kid in town ......There's a new kid in town

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 3:01:49 PM   
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A shame Jo won't be there.... oh well........


If you were banging tee and got a beagle nose up the ass do you stop?


Jeff


Man has long reflected upon such issues.


If you were bangin' tee and you thought that a rerun of Monk might be on...Would you stop?

Deep shit Deep shit indeed.

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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 3:02:32 PM   
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RE: BARF Diet - 2/15/2010 3:05:14 PM   
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Yeah well...he deserved it. He would never let me poo in his mouth.


Pussy. I hope that ballSoaking4it is available in Aug. My plumbing is a tad bit suspect. It would be nice having him around to pick up the slack.

We will have bean dip!!!

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