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Marc2b -> An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 7:55:24 PM)

Just saying hi.

I hope everybody is well.

I disagree about a lot of things with many of you but I do appreciate the diversity of opinion and the fact that it makes me re-think things sometimes.

Just saying.

Take care.





EDITORIAL NOTE: I have neither the time nor inclination to read through eighteen pages (nor do I desire the eye strain) so if somebody else beat me to the punch with a similar gag about the thread I am obviously spoofing... Well... great minds think alike. [:)]

I just felt that this level of satire deserved it's own thread.





Jeffff -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 7:56:59 PM)

I am unwilling to have casual bdsm with...........

FUCK!.. I hope it's not love.




thishereboi -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:01:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I am unwilling to have casual bdsm with...........

FUCK!.. I hope it's not love.



Awwww. you promised[8D]




ourmsbetty -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:04:33 PM)

Right from now on all casual anything is banned on this site.

We now only allow black tie BDSM

Damn, I'm going to have to dye my ropes.




Jeffff -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:06:40 PM)

Thatsh ok,,, I look good in a tuxsh

Bond, Jamesh Bond




EbonyWood -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:07:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Just saying hi.

I hope everybody is well.

I disagree about a lot of things with many of you but I do appreciate the diversity of opinion and the fact that it makes me re-think things sometimes.

Just saying.

Take care.



Do you have a journal of endless self involved ramblings and simplistic 'essays'?
 
Do you wish you had chosen the handle 'Marc2bloved'?
 
Without these things your are nothing!. Nothing, I say!  Bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.




ourmsbetty -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:08:40 PM)

Hm. Never seen an anteater in a tux. Going to have to get a pic of that.




pyroaquatic -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:32:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ourmsbetty

Right from now on all casual anything is banned on this site.

We now only allow black tie BDSM

Damn, I'm going to have to dye my ropes.



OH.

*facepalms*

it took me forever to figure this out. it must be that blond spot on the back of my head.




Marc2b -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/17/2010 8:41:11 PM)

quote:

Do you have a journal of endless self involved ramblings and simplistic 'essays'?


No. I have thought about it but then I decided it was too much work and smoked a doobie instead.

quote:

Do you wish you had chosen the handle 'Marc2bloved'?


Now that one never occured to me although I did for a while consider, "Phallus Maximus."
I was also going to use a picture of my massive cock for my avatar (we all know how much the ladies love those cock shots).


[image]local://upfiles/314707/9472D4E1CEE54C199C7FBB5F0DF7D1FB.jpg[/image]

Look at him. I mean just look at him. Isn't he big? And he just loves it when you stroke him.


quote:

Without these things your are nothing!. Nothing, I say! Bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.


This is true but aren't we all ultimately nothing anyways? Like the man said, all we are is dust in the wind...




Marc2b -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 12:23:03 PM)

I am really bummed out that nobody was wowed by my big cock.  [:(]




LaTigresse -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 12:24:50 PM)

wow




lusciouslips19 -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 12:30:36 PM)

Wow, you have a beautiful cock!




Marc2b -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 12:34:35 PM)

[sm=banana.gif]




thornhappy -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 5:37:48 PM)

That cock is worthy of competition in the state fair!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I am really bummed out that nobody was wowed by my big cock.  [:(]




dreamerdreaming -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 5:41:25 PM)

*wants to eat that gorgeous, impressive cock*




LookieNoNookie -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 5:51:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

Do you have a journal of endless self involved ramblings and simplistic 'essays'?


No. I have thought about it but then I decided it was too much work and smoked a doobie instead.

quote:

Do you wish you had chosen the handle 'Marc2bloved'?


Now that one never occured to me although I did for a while consider, "Phallus Maximus."
I was also going to use a picture of my massive cock for my avatar (we all know how much the ladies love those cock shots).


[image]local://upfiles/314707/9472D4E1CEE54C199C7FBB5F0DF7D1FB.jpg[/image]

Look at him. I mean just look at him. Isn't he big? And he just loves it when you stroke him.


quote:

Without these things your are nothing!. Nothing, I say! Bwaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.


This is true but aren't we all ultimately nothing anyways? Like the man said, all we are is dust in the wind...



(That's my cock).




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 5:57:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I am really bummed out that nobody was wowed by my big cock.  [:(]


Nothing personal but having seen Level's cock....well....*shrugs*




xxblushesxx -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 6:01:04 PM)

Wait!

I'm pretty sure I've been woken up by that cock before!! (several times...)




Marc2b -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 7:38:43 PM)

quote:

Wait!

I'm pretty sure I've been woken up by that cock before!! (several times...)


Yeah, he's always up early and raring to go.




Blackburn -> RE: An average guy is still here... (2/18/2010 11:04:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ourmsbetty

Hm. Never seen an anteater in a tux. Going to have to get a pic of that.


Ok



[image]local://upfiles/854635/B45251BB629640A8955220F33F71EE99.jpg[/image]




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