the young daughter runs to mommy and asks "mommy do maids go to heaven?" why yes replyed mom "why do you ask?" "cuz the maid is up stairs yelling oh god im cumming-but dad is holding her down so she cant go!
Silentrunner26 -> RE: the maid (2/26/2010 8:18:24 PM)
Thats why I get a dirty look when I ask for a french maid .
NightTigress -> RE: the maid (2/27/2010 2:49:16 PM)
Oh the joys of not having offspring
xjacquix -> RE: the maid (2/27/2010 6:30:39 PM)
Well seeing as I'd be in the french maid outfit, my situation would be fine. There would be no kid or Mother...unless my sister walked in...oh god...her poor vinalla eyes....
jen182 -> RE: the maid (2/27/2010 10:58:46 PM)
this my friends is the reason they invented curtains, blinds, locking doors, and ball gags