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stella41b -> RE: What should I do? (2/18/2010 5:31:18 PM)
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I don't think it's ever been published but I'm sure that there's a link between potty training and one's interests in BDSM.
That one acronym seems to have a certain magical power over some people, and they somehow magically revert to when they were four years old.
You can see the symptoms, they like dressing up, playing with toys, calling people rude names, and telling tales on people. Do you see what I'm saying here? Do you see the signs? All they need is a computer, an Internet connection and an account on a BDSM site like this one, and all of a sudden they return to being four years old.
What you don't see (on the other side of the screen) is the sulking, the thumb sucking, the temper tantrums. Yes, that domme has probably flung her laptop across the room right now, got up, folded her arms tightly, stomped her feet hard, looked at the screen, and when you didn't respond she probably then threw herself on the floor, flailing her arms about, wailing, yelling, crying, directing 'naughty words' and rude names in your direction.
Can you imagine it? That poor ickle wickle lickle dommey person. Ohh woo woo. And just like a four year old when you didn't do what she wanted she just went ahead and threw an almighty wobbly - because isn't that what four year olds do when they don't get their own way?
Take my advice and learn the signs above, and when you next spot someone acting like a four year old just tell them to go shag themselves with a bent banana and move onto the next person.
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