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LookieNoNookie -> Nothing could be weirder than... (2/18/2010 4:23:16 PM)

The time I was in jail when I was a kid (it was for a measely little bank robbery/international jewel thief thing....no big) and in the cell next to me some guy was singing opera, I heard someone yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" to this guy, only to hear a "THWACK"....followed by a "That'll shut that fucker up", only to be followed by more opera (and several more "thwack"s).

After the third "THWACK" there was silence....at which point the opera guy starts singing again...shortly following, one of his cellmates says "GAWWWD I'd hate to be in court with this fucker", to which, opera guy starts laughing insanely and says "the judge told me 'thirty days and thirty dollars' and I told him....fuck it judge....2 cartons of Marlboros and a bottle of Thunderbird and I'm outa here!".

Thwack.

(True story :) )

(Ahhhhh....reliving one's youth....a magical thing :) )




Lucylastic -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/18/2010 4:30:05 PM)

Youve had a weird life havent you Lookie:)
I like you..sorry n all that
Lucy




sirsholly -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 1:56:27 AM)

i think Lucys avatar should be titled "BALLS"




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 9:14:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Youve had a weird life havent you Lookie:)
I like you..sorry n all that
Lucy



Everything was fine until the aliens, in 1979, came through my TV and wanted me to juggle live pythons.




Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 11:36:30 AM)

Wow, sounds like a story that this Dude nicknamed "Acid Eater Bob" from my old neighborhood would tell. His Dad even shot down Alien Spacecraft with the Cable Satelite Dish in their back yard. He even had a telepathically linked D/s relationship with Syd Barrett, at least this was his explaination given why he was dressed up Cyndi Lauper drag because Syd told him to do it. His family was secretively rich because his Dad owned the Patent on "pink post-it-notes". I don't know whatever happened to him. There were all kinds of police cars around his house one night, the following week the house was empty with a "for sale" sign on it. I still often wonder whatever happened to "Acid Eater Bob", i have many fond memories of the tales he would tell.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 2:59:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4

Wow, sounds like a story that this Dude nicknamed "Acid Eater Bob" from my old neighborhood would tell. His Dad even shot down Alien Spacecraft with the Cable Satelite Dish in their back yard. He even had a telepathically linked D/s relationship with Syd Barrett, at least this was his explaination given why he was dressed up Cyndi Lauper drag because Syd told him to do it. His family was secretively rich because his Dad owned the Patent on "pink post-it-notes". I don't know whatever happened to him. There were all kinds of police cars around his house one night, the following week the house was empty with a "for sale" sign on it. I still often wonder whatever happened to "Acid Eater Bob", i have many fond memories of the tales he would tell.



This is such unadulterated horseshit.

I know this because, they came to me and asked me to build a (temporary) house for them so long as I engineered a spaceship for them that used pickles to feed the worm drive. (Pickles, in case you don't know {which I'm fairly confident you DO!} , were like gold in their universe).

It just so happened, I discovered they shit hashish whenever I fed them oysters.

And I live on the coast.

(But...you'd have known this wouldn't you? You've been working for the other side since the early 70's).

Don't fuck with me....




Lucylastic -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 3:10:07 PM)

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It just so happened, I discovered they shit hashish whenever I fed them oysters.
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


now thats just cool, can I get me a few??? do the oysters need to be fresh???





LookieNoNookie -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 3:14:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

quote:

It just so happened, I discovered they shit hashish whenever I fed them oysters.
quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


now thats just cool, can I get me a few??? do the oysters need to be fresh???




Hey you get your own aliens.

It took me many a weird trip to get these.




Lucylastic -> RE: Nothing could be weirder than... (2/20/2010 4:49:04 PM)

I hope all your oysters go rotten and shrivel at the edges!!!!
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]





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