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funny poems - 3/28/2006 4:10:35 PM

dinaflower

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mary mary quite contrary, shave that pussy, so damn hairy.

jack n jill went up a hill, each wit a buck n a quarter, jill came back with two fifty. that @#$%#$% slut.

lil miss muffett sat on her tuffett, eating her curds n whey. along came a spider, who sat down beside her, slapped her upside the head saying "hey whats in the bowl bitch?"

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RE: funny poems - 3/28/2006 10:28:07 PM

RedRedWine

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-Stolen beat from the Barney song- Kudos to the purple thing.

I hit you, you hit me,
We're a happy family,
With some cuffs and a gag and a crop to hit your butt,
Soon you'll be my dirty little slut.

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RE: funny poems - 3/29/2006 12:33:49 AM

rivenmoon

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There was a young maid called Kitty
that all the young boys thought quiet pretty
but such is the way, young Kitty was gay
she at least could have been bi -but shes not, "what a pity"

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