alicenwondrland
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ORIGINAL: alicenwondrland I'm legendary for 2 reasons. One, I fought the entire CM message board for a 12 hour period on my first time ever posting on any message board. Two, despite being a normal (biological- I don't know how "normal" I am) female, the entire board likes to pretend I am transgendered. You never did send me a money shot proving you are female. Nonetheless, I admit that whole transgendered thing is beyond your control. You can't help it if you look like the lead in the movie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch . Because my favorite pasttime is *totally* sending nude photos of myself to dirty old men through the internet. Especially ones who label themselves *resident sadist*. With your keen physical assessment I am surprised you are not a casting agent as well as a professional matchmaker, RS! You are a multi-talented man! Considering I do not have light hair, a broad or round facial structure, a broad nose or large eyes and resemble her not at all. However I do accept this as a great compliment, as I am a 'hipster' living in Manhattan, I am well aware of the Hedwig movie. Hey, at least I compared you to a movie star. That ought to be worth at least one muff shot! Ok… how about a tight panty shot showing there is no bulge or hidden weenies in there? There is a story behind my seeing that movie. I got a call from an exslave sometime in 2002. She called and told me about that movie, reading the synopsis to me over the phone. She said I was the only person she knew that could appreciate such an abstract flick and she invited me over to watch it with her. It’s was a hoot. "hidden weenies" Well if a muff shot is what you want, you'd have to compare me to a famous and A-list celebrity. Milla Jovovich is acceptable. Haha abstract flick? You wanna hear an abstract flick? Try Waking Life on for size. Spoiler: NO trannies.
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