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GoddessMorgaine -> Fore! (3/28/2006 4:45:30 PM)
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
ar$e."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that"
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