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Dementia Quiz - 2/20/2010 6:24:01 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		DEMENTIA QUIZ



 FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?





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ANSWER:  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?





SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)




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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT...  MAYBE...



FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1.     NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI,   4. NONO, AND ???
2.     WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?







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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:





A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.
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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/21/2010 9:10:41 PM   
Termyn8or


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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/22/2010 5:49:46 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Whatsa matta you? you fail da quiz?

ROFL

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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/22/2010 8:31:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Failed miserably...good thing I am paid to not think eh?

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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/23/2010 7:35:34 AM   
FourQ


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Status: offline 		Just because I got them doesn't mean I'm not suffering from dementia.
It just means I'm having a good day.



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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/23/2010 1:38:03 PM   
Kaiel


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Status: offline 		ha! I actually did pretty well... that was fun :) 

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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/23/2010 1:43:29 PM   
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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/23/2010 1:52:27 PM   
JonnieBoy


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Status: offline 		Great fun !

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I already get labeled "demented" regularly ... but it's a slightly different interpretation to the one here ... I feel.

I been to Boganing many times Termy ... problem is ... when you go to Boganning as many times as I did you suffer enough unexpected blows to the head crashing, that you forget ... errr ... errr. ... ...

Great fun !

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I already get labeled "demented" regularly ... but ... ... errr ... err ... what was my name again ?

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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/25/2010 2:52:46 PM   
MissSian


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Status: offline 		I got all of them right

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RE: Dementia Quiz - 2/27/2010 3:07:47 PM   
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