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Ferrari - 2/21/2010 7:09:44 AM

FourQ

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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech tools.

It was thought to be an excellent bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team. All they asked for in payment was 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

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RE: Ferrari - 2/27/2010 3:24:05 PM

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heard that one before, and that is why you should not outsource

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RE: Ferrari - 2/27/2010 4:26:16 PM

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Dammit FourQ, shhhhhhh. Nobody is supposed to know that.

How are the cleptomaniac, sociopathic dregs supposed to make an "honest" living if people keep running their mouths ? They have rights too. What we need is to be able to copyright these ideas and be able to charge royalties or something like that.

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RE: Ferrari - 2/28/2010 2:05:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or
They have rights too.

Aye, the right to remain silent - please, for the love of God, remain silent!

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What we need is to be able to copyright these ideas and be able to charge royalties or something like that.

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Nice one. I'll take care of this end, you do the same over there.

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RE: Ferrari - 3/1/2010 12:17:32 AM

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Well these would be patents, not copyrights, so we will need drawings and working examples. In other words we would "license" people to do this. But to get the patent someone has to tell the location of some loot worth getting and then we can work on it. We could videotape it or something.

We could do a two hour segment on dealing with JYDs. And then there are the alarms and cameras.

Please don't tell me you don't know what JYDs are.

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