stoshbig
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I have a great new appreciation for the women who sub. I had to fix a leaky faucet but I didn't want take it apart. Since the faucet is less than a year old the leak wouldn't be due to the washer, rather a piece of sand or rust stuck in it. I turned off the the house water to drain the pipes so I could blow air into the spout pushing the debris back out of the washer. I opened the leaky faucet handle, opening the washer seal. The spout had a slight goose neck bend to it, was wide and low, ending just above the sink. I took the aerator off, put my head down into the sink basin, turned it up toward the spout opening, wrapped my mouth around it and blew. I was VERY uncomfortable, bent over, my head twisting up, with a hard pipe in my mouth, and blowing. Plus, I had to watch out for my teeth because it was metal! There I am, bent over blowing into this dirty pipe when it hits me, my female friends. So this is what it's like. And God help me if someone comes in. Well, we won't be doing that any more.
And it worked!
You may be wondering why I haven't had intimate relations for more than 2 years with my former wife, now recently divorced. I had a pet name for her, that I kept to myself. I called her my toaster, because when she was turned on, you couldn't put anything in her.
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