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How Old Do You Look? - 2/23/2010 6:27:17 PM

MasterG2kTR

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF
LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL...
YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING
ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES.. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED
WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASS,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???

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RE: How Old Do You Look? - 2/23/2010 8:08:46 PM

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Cute...and I know how she feels, people are always overestimating my age, due to all the gray in my beard. People think my kids are my grandkids, and they are always offering me a senior's discount.

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RE: How Old Do You Look? - 2/23/2010 8:22:41 PM

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I say go with the senior discount!!
intenze, who is too broke to be proud about that lolol

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RE: How Old Do You Look? - 2/23/2010 11:49:09 PM

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Going grey and receeding hairline ? Are you going hard of hearing as well ?

You need more of the trace minerals zinc and tin. So just start eating car alternators and instead of veggies, the cans.

Luckily I remembered that because my memory is failing. If I could only remember what I am deficient in I could supplement myself with it, but oh well.

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RE: How Old Do You Look? - 2/25/2010 1:38:53 PM

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can you say ouch.

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RE: How Old Do You Look? - 2/25/2010 6:17:36 PM

redwoodgirl

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wanna know what the really sucky thing is?
getting carded for cigs when your wayyyy over 20 years
past the legal purcahse date, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

eta, quitcher damn crying ya fogies!

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RE: How Old Do You Look? - 2/27/2010 3:02:52 PM

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This reminds me of Old Dogs the movie, if you have not seen it stop what you are doing and go see it.

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