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I not come work today - 2/24/2010 7:57:17 AM

mydestiny2043

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Hung chow called his boss and says, "Hey boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work. the boss says: "You know Hung chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that". Two hours later Hung Chow calls again - "Hey boss I do what you say and I feel great - I be at work soon. You got nice house".

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RE: I not come work today - 2/25/2010 8:19:56 AM

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Gee, I'll have to stop using that old archaic anal glaucoma. You know ;

"I can't see my ass coming to work today".

Live and learn I guess.

T

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RE: I not come work today - 2/25/2010 12:07:18 PM

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Gee, I'll have to stop using that old archaic anal glaucoma. You know ;

"I can't see my ass coming to work today".

Live and learn I guess.

T

Touche....................

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RE: I not come work today - 2/25/2010 1:37:22 PM

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hahaha guess the boss man should have watched how he worded that a little bit better

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