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sneezing - 3/29/2006 7:26:53 AM

Cloudz

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>> Sneezing on the airplane
>>
>>
>>
>> A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
>> the first class
>> section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out
>> a tissue, gently
>> wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to
>> fifteen seconds.
>>
>> The man went back to his reading. A few minutes
>> later, the woman sneezed
>> again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
>> violently once
>> more.
>>
>> Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man
>> was still curious
>> about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when
>> the woman sneezed
>> yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her
>> nose, her body
>> shaking even more than before.
>>
>> Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to
>> the woman and said,
>> "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed
>> three times, wiped your
>> nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
>>
>> "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare
>> medical condition;
>> whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
>>
>> The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still
>> curious. " I have never
>> heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you
>> taking anything for
>> it?"
>>
>> The woman nodded, "Pepper."

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RE: sneezing - 3/30/2006 1:18:51 AM

LaMalinche

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Hee hee. . . could someone pass me the pepper?

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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.

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RE: sneezing - 3/30/2006 9:05:11 PM

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~passes LaMalinche the pepper~ i want it back after your done

~sneezes~ O.o ~purrs~ that was a good one..................

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RE: sneezing - 3/31/2006 3:54:10 PM

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