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Jeffff -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:42:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Jeff, really--the lettuce leaf is gonna work much better than the frozen spinach.



That knd of depends on your point of view....:)



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:42:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Like I always say, fruits and veggies are the key to a better lifestyle.

[:D]

*puts the girls to work in the orchard*




But Master, it's cold out here!.....*thinks* Oh wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I



UniqueRaven -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:44:07 AM)

Well Zeph, you could come join me in the frozen foods. Seems we're meant to be cold either way today......[;)]



LanceHughes -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:47:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

Yay! Cool whip and popsicles! [:D]



julie can "keep" her lettuce leaf.  Especially since she first said "popcicles."  The lettuce leaf can be discreetly raised to hide the ....... er,  insertion of the popcicle behind it.

Cool Whip is so ambiguous, I leave it to the reader, rather than typing all those.



Musicmystery -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:48:50 AM)

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wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I


Yes. No pruning nipples by mistake.



DarkSteven -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:48:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

But Master, it's cold out here!.....*thinks* Oh wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I



For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days....  /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/



Musicmystery -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:50:14 AM)

Thanks Steven.

If it's not cookies, it's orchards.

[:-]



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:52:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I


Yes. No pruning nipples by mistake.


Oh owowowowowowowowow!!!! Hmmm as long as you are giving permission, how about boots and a coat....or is that pressing my luck?



Jeffff -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:53:41 AM)

Sighs................


Give them an inch.............



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:55:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

But Master, it's cold out here!.....*thinks* Oh wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I



For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days....  /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/



*takes notes* strip....at....restaurant...not....in....orchard.

Okay Steven I think I've got it......wait! What if we're eating in the orchard?



UniqueRaven -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:55:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days....  /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/



What about in the produce section? *Waves lettuce leaf*



Musicmystery -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:57:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Sighs................


Give them an inch.............


I know. But what can you do?

*sends girl to pick frozen spinach from the garden*



Jeffff -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:58:25 AM)

[:D]



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:59:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Sighs................


Give them an inch.............


*shrugs* Well it's worth a try

*sees Master's order, grabs julie's lettuce leaf to use as a hat and goes to pick frozen spinach*



Musicmystery -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 9:59:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days....  /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/



What about in the produce section? *Waves lettuce leaf*


Of course. It's the first place people go for melons.




LanceHughes -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 10:02:26 AM)

HEY!  Enough thread-jacking.

I call my "current" boy "Duke" in public - a name I gave him.  Don't all owners of "pets" get to call name their "pets" whatever they want to?  (STOP!  Please, do NOT Thread-jack this into a discussion of how your cat/dog let you know what he/she wanted to be called.)

"Duke" works in public, and in play where I eroticize that word for him.  In play, pig, or boy as in "oink for me, boy", "where's my piggy?" "here, piggy, piggy..." Last three commands get him to snuffle around my dick, slurping, and snorting.... DAMN! I'd better call him and get him to come over for a "blow-n-go." LOL!

Can you say "Oink", boy?  Proper response: "Oink, sir."

HOM, twist his collar: "I control your very breath." doesn't really need a name, now, does it?
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When he sees my phone # came up on caller ID, he responds either "Hello" or "How may I serve you, Sir?"  to indicate whether he can speak freely or not.  Sir, it is.  I don't think he's ever called me by my "real name."  A few times by my scene name, but never by my screen name of Lance Hughes. 



Musicmystery -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 10:08:08 AM)

Well, let's see....

There's "melons..."

Or "spinach...."

Or "lettuce leaf..."

Like that?



TxRanger -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 10:24:02 AM)

When I was a kid we didn't have no salad in a bag.....you wanted a salad you had to go out and get a head of lettuce and chop it up...you kids today don't know how good you got it!



Musicmystery -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 10:26:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TxRanger

When I was a kid we didn't have no salad in a bag.....you wanted a salad you had to go out and get a head of lettuce and chop it up...you kids today don't know how good you got it!


*looks out at 75 fruit/nut trees, vineyard, two strawberry patches, raspberry patch, blueberry patch, three gardens, greenhouse, dwarf orange and grapefruit trees inside*

I really think I do know.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Pet names, and Titles! (2/27/2010 10:28:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TxRanger

When I was a kid we didn't have no salad in a bag.....you wanted a salad you had to go out and get a head of lettuce and chop it up...you kids today don't know how good you got it!


Dude.....you're 50 [:D]



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